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GighaPooly
 Post subject: Monkhouse
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:28 pm 
Does anyone know what the situation is with the MonkeyMan? Is he training? Has he played for the reserves? Is he still around? Cos if he is available/nearly available, it's not so bad that Moore is away to play with his Dad, if he isn't - what the fek is DW thinking about ...
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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:32 pm 
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The official line is that his knee has been playing up- but he did play an hour for the reserves in midweek.

I'd be surprised but happy if he started tomorrow.

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GighaPooly
 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:34 pm 
Cheers Mr Rip
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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
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He's probably not playing because his face doesn't fit, or he speaks with a funny accent, or doesn't have the same taste in music as the gaffer.

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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:39 pm 
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ptbap wrote:
He's probably not playing because his face doesn't fit, or he speaks with a funny accent, or doesn't have the same taste in music as the gaffer.

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Don't be so silly.

It's cos Wilson doesn't like players who wear sweatbands.

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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:44 pm 
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No in all seriousness, a little pussy cat told me it's because he was over heard talking about Jamie McCunnie's suitability as a right back in the bar of the Staincliffe hotel with a one time transfer target with an S is his name.

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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
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Well I was led to believe that it was due to him having a liking for putting black pepper on his chips and Wilson preferring vinegar.

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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
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settle down now boys
we all know he is not good enough and the boss is looking for someone better

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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
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I thought it was because he couldn't handle long diagonal balls
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It's because Wilson doesn't like players who don't piss the fans off, especially ones he specifically signed for that purpose

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 Post subject: Re: Monkhouse
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It's because Wilson doesn't like players who don't piss the fans off, especially ones he specifically signed for that purpose
Thats why Moore had to go. He stopped pissing off the fans and became a good player. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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