That's what it said on the front of the mail when I picked it up tonight; the ground breaking news was that we have received no bids for any of our players with quotes from Danny Wilson not even mentioning Brown.

What the fooks that all about

Why didn't they just put 'Nowt worth reading about Pools tonight' on front and featured some boxing. It's always yesterdays news anyway now it's printed at nine in the morning.

Again what the fook is that all about a total non story

I couldn't find anything about Pools in the Sports pages to be honest, apparently some guy who deserted this massive football club down the road 11 years ago has returned to win them next to f**k all again.

Pools; Liddle transfer latest;

I've just heard on good authority that nobody has tabled a bid for Gary Liddle.

No shit.

you must have got the early early edition on the back of mine it says
the back page is full of no bids for Brownie but reading between the lines it sounds as if he is inviting bids
and he is stepping up his efforts to sign Elding
if he sells Brownie and brings in Elding the mob will go 'BERESK"
he says we have a thin squad and dont need to sell too many contradictions for me
he says all the managers waiting to see what transpires

Who's to say we are even interested in Elding it's tittle tattle.

No doubt when we do sign or sell someone the first we'll hear of it is when it's made official on the website.

Mail bashing for the sake of it?

Like I've said elsewhere, I was pleased that they put a "no-story" regarding Pools on the back as opposed to just banging on about Keegan.

The mail should be bashed because

It's shite and it's a black and white glory sheet, as Parmo and me have already pointed out, keep an eye on it for the next few months....