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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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Do you mean like this?

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or this?

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or even this? rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:38 pm 
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Isn't that how you are meant to wear them sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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i dunno if i put mine on right or not sctatchinghead :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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What kind of bloke wears a scarf when he's not at the match?

Does it have to match his bag?

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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What's a 'scarf'?

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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katcha wrote:
What's a 'scarf'?


Proper ones are blue and white with tassles on the end.

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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Men wearing scarfs what next, bloody gloves and a string vest????????


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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arownd ya rist thatz thee onlea plaice two ware a skarf


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:42 pm 
Footballers wearing Gloves should be banned an'all!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:


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and tights. They should only wear tights while they are wearing Superman outfits in the bedroom, to jump on the wife from on top of the wardrobe.

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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and tights. They should only wear tights while they are wearing Superman outfits in the bedroom, to jump on the wife from on top of the wardrobe.



Oh dear, I've just had a very disconcerting mental picture of a naked Parmo in full flight. I'm off for counseling.


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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Footballers wearing Gloves should be banned an'all!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:



Does that include Goalkeepers?

By the way about the scarf thing...... bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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I've just walked from work in the wind and rain. Bloody glad I had my scarf on!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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I WEAR A SCARF
i took it off a street trader who was ripping off the bizz logo

it has andy capp on one end hartlepool in the middle and the bizz logo on the other end
mutley wants to buy it but he will have to wait till it gets warmer

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:33 pm 
I've just had a walk to the shop in the rain to purchase a few cans, I don't think I'd have made it without my new scarf.

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:25 pm 
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Footballers wearing Gloves should be banned an'all!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:



Does that include Goalkeepers?


Yes it does....they didn't need them in the olden days when the ball was rock hard....the balls these days are like 'Freddy Floaters'!!!! :evil: :grin:


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Scarves are not suitable in darlo :roll: The best dressed gentlemen are most likely to be seen wearing a cravat :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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chip fireball wrote:
i shall be playing in gloves tomoro. i tried to play in a scarf at billingham in december but the ref wouldnt let me due to health and safety reasons.


Was he frightened someone might try and hang you Chip? :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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chip fireball wrote:
i shall be playing in gloves tomoro. i tried to play in a scarf at billingham in december but the ref wouldnt let me due to health and safety reasons.
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the health and safety reasons being the lynch mob would have exceeded the crowd limit :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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ADG - You are so old fashoned and you need to get with it. As well as keeping you warm a scarf folded in the correct way looks very stylish.....


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:34 am 
What they didn't fail to realise though was that you aren't/weren't and never were going to be a top player!!!! :sweeeet: :laugh: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:16 pm 
:laugh: :laugh: clappp :laugh: :laugh:


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its all relative innit mutts ? im the star turn in our league and very popular with the female fans. sadx



yeah right. who are you playing for, chip ?


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:06 pm 
It must be a geriatric league if Chip is a favourite with the fans :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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chip fireball wrote:
i doubt i will be playing for anybody aido after my utterly shite performance this morning. first defeat of the season. i played like a fanny.

doesnt help when half the team ring in sick like. sadx

we have got a cup semi at thornley in a couple of weeks timmy, im expecting to get me legs broke. sadx

if selected. :wink:



Only your legs chip? :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:18 pm 
chip fireball wrote:
i doubt i will be playing for anybody aido after my utterly shite performance this morning. first defeat of the season. i played like a fanny.

doesnt help when half the team ring in sick like. sadx

we have got a cup semi at thornley in a couple of weeks timmy, im expecting to get me legs broke. sadx

if selected. :wink:


rolfl rolfl let me know when it is i will pop down and advise the lads who you are :laugh:


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ADG - Maybe you don't have the right sort of look to look good in a nice tartan or stripey scarf. Nevermind...... rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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stripey scarves are for woofters :shock:

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stripey scarves are for woofters :shock:


have you got one like? rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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no but i have seen yours :laugh:

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which one? rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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the woofter one you wear :sweeeet: with the double knot

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you won't see me in it again cos I've lent it to ADG and he will probably pinch it...... :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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My moan for the day, how can football grounds be allowed to get away with only supplying a roof for their homes fans??? rage


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 Post subject: Re: Moan of the Day
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you two still the same size then a tight eight :laugh:

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