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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Would you buy a used car off...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:44 pm 
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... me?

I have one for sale. :grin:

If you're interested to buy, it's going for a bargain price.

Audi A4, 1998 R reg. 1.8 with all the toys (climate control, 6cd changer, fast as fk) guide price £2k but selling for £1,500 if a Poolie wants to buy it off me and save me the advert costs.

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Mr Irrelevant
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Mileage? and which model.
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Mr Irrelevant
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Diesel/petrol/rapeseed oil?

saloon or estate?
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It's green I know that much!

With it being a 1.8 it will have to be a petrol.

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Mr Ripper
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Dark metallic green saloon, petrol engine, 118k miles, full service history and receipts for all the stuff I've had done since I bought it.

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gremmlin
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i thought the poicy of the board was no hawkers or gypos :roll:

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Mick Tait's Head Bandage
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118k miles?? Who was the previous owner?.....Buck Rogers??? :laugh:

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It's 9 years old, what do you expect?!!

13k a year, 12k is average mileage.

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Are you on commision?

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Mr Irrelevant
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With the bells and whistles £1500 is there or thereabouts based on CAP prices. I'm assuming its a 1.8SE given that it has lots of options.

Is all that blue smoke normal?
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Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:
Are you on commision?


I dunno, not a bad idea though, ripper?

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Spender
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Have you taken all the corpses out of the boot and side panels?? :roll: sctatchinghead
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do the police stop it on a regular basis

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Mr Ripper
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Pooliekev wrote:
Have you taken all the corpses out of the boot and side panels?? :roll: sctatchinghead


Corpses?

You wouldn't even know they'd been there. :wink: :laugh:

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townendtimmy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:19 pm 
How much for pound notes Mr Ripper, i need a motor like.
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MutleyRules
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townendtimmy wrote:
How much for pound notes Mr Ripper, i need a motor bike.


:roll: :roll: It's a CAR he's selling!!!! :roll: :roll:

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townendtimmy
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its a term for a car mutts :wink:
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Mr Ripper
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townendtimmy wrote:
How much for pound notes Mr Ripper, i need a motor like.


I've not advertised it yet Mr Timmy- if you wanted to have a look and see if you wanna make me an offer (save me the clart on of placing an ad next week) then I'm all ears. PM me.

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MutleyRules
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I can see this turning into the 'Haggle' scene in Life Of Brian!!!! :shock: :laugh: :laugh:


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