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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:22 pm 
I'd love to be able to learn to paint all the art classes where i live though are held during the day and frequented by old people sadx . Buy an apartment abroad would be nice too.


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or shag Kylie which ever comes first I dont mind :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:


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why not combine the 2 :laugh:

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why not combine the 2 :laugh:
..shag his ex missus's grave...?... sounds a bit kinky to me. bbolt

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I'd love to be able to learn to paint all the art classes where i live though are held during the day and frequented by old people sadx . Buy an apartment abroad would be nice too.

You don't need art classes Tim... buy the basic gear and give it a go. Art classes are irrelevant and bloody boring, art is a talent like sport, you can't put in what isn't there, but you can enjoy taking part.

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no thats cornelius
same thing :laugh:

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Watch Joel Porter back to hes best in a pools shirt!!
Shag my Mrs up the arse
Win the lottery and retire (obvious)
Watch pools compete in the Championship and beyond with flair
Encourage my kid to learn guitar/drums
Get totally fucked up on a cocktail of booze and drugs for one last time
Make up with all family members and friends

I think i'd die a happy man.

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...... with a parachute I hope, or you'll be going direct to meet your maker.

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jools wrote:
In order of date relevance...

Watch Joel Porter back to hes best in a pools shirt!!
Shag my Mrs up the arse
Win the lottery and retire (obvious)
Watch pools compete in the Championship and beyond with flair
Encourage my kid to learn guitar/drums
Get totally f*** up on a cocktail of booze and drugs for one last time
Make up with all family members and friends

I think i'd die a happy man.

jools you are one mental yakker rolfl rolfl rolfl

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I'd like to find a way for Neale Cooper to give Dennis Wise a good hiding.


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I'd like to find a way for Neale Cooper to give Dennis Wise a good hiding.

rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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...... with a parachute I hope, or you'll be going direct to meet your maker.

it'll be a big hit if she doesn't wear one, mind you there wont be an oncore rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


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jools wrote:
In order of date relevance...

Watch Joel Porter back to hes best in a pools shirt!!
Shag my Mrs up the arse


I think i'd die a happy man.
Don't get them mixed up whatever you do :shock:

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jools wrote:
In order of date relevance...

Watch Joel Porter back to hes best in a pools shirt!!
Shag my Mrs up the arse
Win the lottery and retire (obvious)
Watch pools compete in the Championship and beyond with flair
Encourage my kid to learn guitar/drums
Get totally f*** up on a cocktail of booze and drugs for one last time
Make up with all family members and friends

I think i'd die a happy man.





:laugh: good man yerself


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To visit every continent on Earth.

To find eternal love with the girl of my dreams. And not phuq it up.....

To just have one moment of smugness supporting Pools, when we stuff either Boro or the Mags.

To be able to speak French and Spanish at an advanced level.

To make my family and friends proud of me.

To be able to put right many of my wrongs......


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Sex on a beach :uhoh:


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What, the drink?


I love that, was thinking of the other :grin:


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Would any beach do?



nowhere oop North it's too bl**dy cold! something wouldn't work right :laugh:


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why not combine the 2 :laugh:
..shag his ex missus's grave...?... sounds a bit kinky to me. bbolt

believe me it would probably be a better shag, mind you she'd probably say that about me banghead banghead banghead


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To just have one moment of smugness supporting Pools, when we stuff either Boro or the Mags.

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I'd love to be able to learn to paint all the art classes where i live though are held during the day and frequented by old people sadx . Buy an apartment abroad would be nice too.

You don't need art classes Tim... buy the basic gear and give it a go. Art classes are irrelevant and bloody boring, art is a talent like sport, you can't put in what isn't there, but you can enjoy taking part.


I used to be really good at art at school, probably one of the only things i enjoyed at school. Where do you buy your gear like? Is it best to start with water colours or oils?


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wh smiths do some half price kits around now starter kit is all you need

oh and practice every day
if it aint right do it again

like sweating a joint do it blindfold

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:55 pm 
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wh smiths do some half price kits around now starter kit is all you need

oh and practice every day
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like sweating a joint do it blindfold


I was thinking more about taking it up for pleasure Ian :wink:


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I'd love to be able to learn to paint all the art classes where i live though are held during the day and frequented by old people sadx . Buy an apartment abroad would be nice too.

You don't need art classes Tim... buy the basic gear and give it a go. Art classes are irrelevant and bloody boring, art is a talent like sport, you can't put in what isn't there, but you can enjoy taking part.


I used to be really good at art at school, probably one of the only things i enjoyed at school. Where do you buy your gear like? Is it best to start with water colours or oils?
I pick bits of stuff up all over the place, but don't skimp on brushes...I usually go to Hobbycraft at Team Valley or Ords in Avenue Road and use oils or water colours, but use the tubes of water colour where it comes out like toothpaste :laugh: but I avoid acrylics, don't like em :evil: ...If you wanna get some sketch pads cheap and of decent quality, try Au Naturale on the marina.
WHATEVER YOU DO...just give it a try, it won't come right first time, but you have to give it a go, it aint expensive and when it goes well it's very rewarding. :wink:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:22 pm 
I right so................................. we got that bit out the way Snowy but where do i start with the canvas, do i draw the picture 1st before painting. Did you read any books 1st to pick up any pointers etc.


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Try lightly sketching out your subject on decent paper at first then start playing about with the paints...it's all about experimenting with it to see what you can achieve.... you can buy as many books as you like, but if you aint got the talent it's a waste of time.... it takes lots and lots of lovely practice.

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I right so................................. we got that bit out the way Snowy but where do i start with the canvas, do i draw the picture 1st before painting. Did you read any books 1st to pick up any pointers etc.


I saw Snowy is agin classes and he knows more about it than I do, but if you do want to join one there's a sort of art centre in Bear Park (between Durham and Ushaw Moor) that has a good reputation. It does evening classes as well as day. Can look up the number if you're interested, tim


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To find eternal love with the girl of my dreams. And not phuq it up.....

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I wish I could stop worrying about things which could go wrong, before they ever do, IF they ever do!!! I wish I would relax a bit more, and take my time enjoying the simple things, but I'm much too highly strung most times and worry tto much about details and getting everything right, and it annoys the wife!!!
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I wish I could stop worrying about things which could go wrong, before they ever do, IF they ever do!!! I wish I would relax a bit more, and take my time enjoying the simple things, but I'm much too highly strung most times and worry tto much about details and getting everything right, and it annoys the wife!!!
Am I a termite? sctatchinghead


I don't know, but I'm exactly the same.
Even I never used to worry about a tyre blowing on the way to a match, tho, but after to-day will add that to my anxiety repertoire


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obviously I'm not very attentive to the details,despite being a worrier, 'cos I've spelt a word wrong in that last post!!!!

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obviously I'm not very attentive to the details,despite being a worrier, 'cos I've spelt a word wrong in that last post!!!!


...and you've missed a space out of this one!


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townendtimmy wrote:
I right so................................. we got that bit out the way Snowy but where do i start with the canvas, do i draw the picture 1st before painting. Did you read any books 1st to pick up any pointers etc.


I saw Snowy is agin classes and he knows more about it than I do, but if you do want to join one there's a sort of art centre in Bear Park (between Durham and Ushaw Moor) that has a good reputation. It does evening classes as well as day. Can look up the number if you're interested, tim


Tim, the centre is called Bearpark Artists Co-operative and you can find out all about it by googling, erm, Bearpark Artists Co-operative. Classes start in January.


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Shag my Mrs up the arse


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I right so................................. we got that bit out the way Snowy but where do i start with the canvas, do i draw the picture 1st before painting. Did you read any books 1st to pick up any pointers etc.


I saw Snowy is agin classes and he knows more about it than I do, but if you do want to join one there's a sort of art centre in Bear Park (between Durham and Ushaw Moor) that has a good reputation. It does evening classes as well as day. Can look up the number if you're interested, tim


Tim, the centre is called Bearpark Artists Co-operative and you can find out all about it by googling, erm, Bearpark Artists Co-operative. Classes start in January.


Ta :wink:


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gremmlin wrote:
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oh and practice every day
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like sweating a joint do it blindfold


I was thinking more about taking it up the arse to pleasure Ian :wink:


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