What Meat Are You Having This Christmas????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:33 pm

The Mutleys will be having Duck!!!! :sweeeet:

After hearing people on here talking about Duck the other week and me never having tasted it I thought why not!!!! :sweeeet:

Took ages to catch it like at Ward Jackson....little buggers!!!! :evil:

PS....I bet we don't like it and our Dinner will be spoilt!!!! :evil:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:40 pm

Well, I hope there aren't many Mutleys cos duck's a bit on the sparse side. Tasty, tho but.
Turkey here, with bread sauce. Mmmmmmm

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Traditional turkey for us, the wifes family are coming and they don't eat turkey so we are doing a bit of beef as well

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:54 pm

turkey, a fook-off big beef roast, sausages wrapped in bacon and sausage meat stuffing :sweeeet:

i will be auctioning my liver off for foie gras after christmas :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:09 pm

Another Duck????

There's only me, our lass and the bairn!!!! confised

The bairn doesn't like meat....any meat....well apart from McChicken Nuggets!!!! confised

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:10 pm

Turkey for The Bandages........

I dont even like turkey that much, but hey, it's Christmas!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Turkey is such a fook about! A leg of pork, piece of beef and some sort of nut roast veggie poof thing for our ramjam.

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:20 pm

Mr I wrote:

Turkey is such a fook about! A leg of pork, piece of beef and some sort of nut roast veggie poof thing for our ramjam.

No it's not...you just put it into the oven and then take it out several hours later confised

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:21 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i will be at work on christmas day. hopefully the office vending machine will not have run out of crisps when i get in, though i doubt the operators will be sending someone to fill it, the cheapskates.

Chip, please don't have crisps for your Christmas dinner..... sadx

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

I know that bit but all those bones and giblets and sticking things up its arse. Then theres the stuffing too refred

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

chip fireball wrote:

i will be at work on christmas day. hopefully the office vending machine will not have run out of crisps when i get in, though i doubt the operators will be sending someone to fill it, the cheapskates.

Turkey crisps?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:24 pm

Mr I wrote:

I know that bit but all those bones and giblets and sticking things up its arse. Then theres the stuffing too refred

Oh well, I ignore those bits....I've always had a tendency to over-simplify where cooking is concerned

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

Beef,about half the beast in fact.with a Ham for later :grin:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i will be at work on christmas day. hopefully the office vending machine will not have run out of crisps when i get in, though i doubt the operators will be sending someone to fill it, the cheapskates.

Chip, please don't have crisps for your Christmas dinner..... sadx

. . . . . as peanuts are much more nutricious :wink:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:39 pm

Turkey with pig's in blankets.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:49 pm

Goose! Never had it before but our lass saw something on telly about them and said they look ellish. The best bit is that her sister is taking care of all the cooking, leaving me free to sit and drink watching telly!

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:53 pm

chip fireball wrote:

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i will be at work on christmas day. hopefully the office vending machine will not have run out of crisps when i get in, though i doubt the operators will be sending someone to fill it, the cheapskates.

Chip, please don't have crisps for your Christmas dinner..... sadx

well if they dont come and fill the machine on christmas morning i expect all that will be left will be salt and shake and prawn cocktail and there comes a point where you have to draw a line in the sand.

what i should do really is buy some tomorrow and ferrett them away somewhere like what hibernating creatures do.

Well, anyway, I may have had a re-think....compared with what Mr Kev will be eating, crisps possibly aren't a bad option :roll:

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:08 pm

chip, the gillens have some chocolate joel porters in. shall i pick you up a couple before he leaves :shock:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Goose! Never had it before but our lass saw something on telly about them and said they look ellish. The best bit is that her sister is taking care of all the cooking, leaving me free to sit and drink watching telly!

I've got it the other way round, the full mob. In total there'll be 8 adults and 10 kids and I'm doing all the cooking!!!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Come to think of it I'd better get planning how many veg I'm going to make.

Mash - about 3 pan loads
2 stone of sprouts.
136 southern puddings (Yorkshire is down south)
40 - 50 roast taties
gone to get a calculator......................

Better forget the leg of pork and just get a pig.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:06 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Goose! Never had it before but our lass saw something on telly about them and said they look ellish.

They're better than just ellish; they're the turkey's giblets!
Here's a tip. A decent size goose can shed a litre or more of grease when being cooked. If you let it all get away the meat will be dry as fook so careful not to overcook.
Keep what grease does come out and use it for cooking afterwards; that's ellisher than ell itself.

Fookin ell I'm ungry now. I think I'll nip to the butchers for a butchers at his grease - er - geese.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:07 pm

PS mutters, same thing goes for the duck but divided by about 10 :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:08 pm

The grease is supposed to be great for roasties. I can't wait now!

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

We're having the kids for christmas dinner...........
We used to have turkey bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37096

P.E.K......... THE GOLD TIN :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:32 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

leaving me free to sit and drink watching telly!

I must be the only bloke in the country who doesn't get pissed on Christmas Day....I don't usually drink at all on Christmas Day!!!! confised

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:06 am

I never drink christmas either but after today i am off for a week so i started drinking last night and as the inlaws have moved just round the corner i will this year be getting very drunk but havin earlyish night seeing as i'm busy boxing day at 12

as a fully fledged vege i will not be slaughtering any animals to celebrate a myth

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:42 am

katcha wrote:

I never drink christmas either but after today i am off for a week so i started drinking last night and as the inlaws have moved just round the corner i will this year be getting very drunk but havin earlyish night seeing as i'm busy boxing day at 12

as a fully fledged vege i will not be slaughtering any animals to celebrate a myth

Santa Claus isnt a myth FACT!!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:37 pm

Stagg Dynamite Hot Chilli, Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle and a couple of canaries from Walton's.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:15 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

leaving me free to sit and drink watching telly!

I must be the only bloke in the country who doesn't get pissed on Christmas Day....I don't usually drink at all on Christmas Day!!!! confised

Right then we're going to have to change that aren't we. Name your pub. You don't have to get pissed but a coupla jars won't hurt! :wink:

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