carry on films

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

whats your favourte characters name? mine has got to be professor Inigo Tinkle from up the jungle

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Welcome to the site, and you've ingratiated yourself immediately by bringing up a favourite Bunker theme. If you're serious..... then The Khasi of Kalabar takes some beating.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

thank you Mr I, cant beat the carry on films whats yor favourite 1 ? mine up th jungle with sir Frankie Howard and his search for the Oozalum bird !

3pint wonder · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:11 pm

bungdit din (carry on up the khyber)

tom-pie · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:12 pm

what is a carry on film?

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

tom you are the ACE OF WIND UP clappp

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

is he for real ! whats a carry on film, he wants whipping with a sock full of diarrhea

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

oi stop shouting at the kids :laugh:

tom-pie · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:07 pm

verbalkint wrote:

is he for real ! whats a carry on film, he wants whipping with a sock full of diarrhea

sorry mate dont watch much films,there for fat people

i hate fat people
ugly human beings
no self discipline
like animals they are

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37094

Oh dear....oh dear ...oh dear....and books?...what are they for?

tom-pie · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:11 pm

smart people :roll:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

ah but what about fat people who read books

tom-pie · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:15 pm

dunno really poke em with a stick so they go on a jog

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:41 am

Tom, Carry on Films represent cringeworthiness taken to its highest state. They are for avid masochists only. When people say they like them, it's in the same kind of way might they say they'd love to have their arms and legs amputated.
We used to have wonderful British films with subtle black humour like the Ealing comedies (http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/ ... index.html) starring real actors like Alistair Sim, Alec Guinness, Joan Greenwood, and even Sidney (notice the "ney") James having an honest bash at acting. Then some nutter had the bright idea of making a film of the St Trinian books (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Trinian's_School) and found the lowest common denominator on his very first attempt, thus giving birth to a new genre which gradually metamorphosed into the Carry on Films.

Complete and utter shite! :razz:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:17 am

ooh matron!!

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:25 am

Richard M. Head wrote:

Tom, Carry on Films represent cringeworthiness taken to its highest state. They are for avid masochists only. When people say they like them, it's in the same kind of way might they say they'd love to have their arms and legs amputated.
We used to have wonderful British films with subtle black humour like the Ealing comedies (http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/ ... index.html) starring real actors like Alistair Sim, Alec Guinness, Joan Greenwood, and even Sidney (notice the "ney") James having an honest bash at acting. Then some nutter had the bright idea of making a film of the St Trinian books (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Trinian's_School) and found the lowest common denominator on his very first attempt, thus giving birth to a new genre which gradually metamorphosed into the Carry on Films.

Complete and utter shite! :razz:

Mr Head, YOUR generation made them popular, I mean SOMEONE must of gone to watch them, otherwise they wouldn't have been made for nearly twenty years..... :grin:

PS

Sir Sidney Rough Diamond for me!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Come on Monty, you can't just write them all off like that. Indeed there were some grim moments but there are many many gems too.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

it must be an age thing as i agree totally with monty
these films were a vehicle for second rate so called british film stars who collectively couldnt get into a school panto
Kenneth Williams Charles Hawtry Barbra Windsor, someone mentioned earlier this week about the likes of Carr and Brand well this lot were the fore runners for that lot history repeating its self

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:36 pm

Mr I wrote:

Come on Monty, you can't just write them all off like that. Indeed there were some grim moments but there are many many gems too.

Oh I watched plenty of them but it wasn't for the laughs: it was mainly to see Barbara Windsor/Liz Frazer/Amanda Barry's tits! :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:39 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr Head, YOUR generation made them popular

My generation also made nuclear weapons popular!
But that's nothing compared with your generation who made Michael Jackon popular. :razz:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

are you allowed to say JACKON

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:41 pm

gremmlin wrote:

are you allowed to say JACKON

Yussef thinks so

aido87 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:59 pm

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Richard M. Head wrote:

Tom, Carry on Films represent cringeworthiness taken to its highest state. They are for avid masochists only. When people say they like them, it's in the same kind of way might they say they'd love to have their arms and legs amputated.
We used to have wonderful British films with subtle black humour like the Ealing comedies (http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/ ... index.html) starring real actors like Alistair Sim, Alec Guinness, Joan Greenwood, and even Sidney (notice the "ney") James having an honest bash at acting. Then some nutter had the bright idea of making a film of the St Trinian books (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Trinian's_School) and found the lowest common denominator on his very first attempt, thus giving birth to a new genre which gradually metamorphosed into the Carry on Films.

Complete and utter shite! :razz:

the scene in "Carry On Up The Khyber" where they are having dinner while they're under attack is the funniest thing ever committed to celluloid. FACT

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:28 pm

No it isn't. The funniest thing ever committed to celluloid has to include Peter Sellers for a start.

aido87 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:14 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

No it isn't. The funniest thing ever committed to celluloid has to include Peter Sellers for a start.

oh yes it is banghead

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:39 pm

I preferred the Emmanuelle films personally when i was younger :razz:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37094

gremmlin wrote:

are you allowed to say JACKON

.. more like Jackoff. :laugh:

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

gremmlin wrote:

it must be an age thing as i agree totally with monty
these films were a vehicle for second rate so called british film stars who collectively couldnt get into a school panto
Kenneth Williams Charles Hawtry Barbra Windsor, someone mentioned earlier this week about the likes of Carr and Brand well this lot were the fore runners for that lot history repeating its self

Kenneth Williams was brilliant in Round the Horne, especialy as rambling Sid Rumpoe and Sandy and Jool the two pooftahs.
30 years before it's time that programme

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Musafa leak.............

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:47 pm

Mr I wrote:

Musafa leak.............

Mushagga Sheep

rolfl

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:55 pm

Infamy infamy some has got it infamy. rolfl

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:09 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

Infamy infamy some has got it infamy. rolfl

That is possibly the only funny line in all 29 Carry On films!

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

P.M.T. wrote:

gremmlin wrote:

it must be an age thing as i agree totally with monty
these films were a vehicle for second rate so called british film stars who collectively couldnt get into a school panto
Kenneth Williams Charles Hawtry Barbra Windsor, someone mentioned earlier this week about the likes of Carr and Brand well this lot were the fore runners for that lot history repeating its self

Kenneth Williams was brilliant in Round the Horne, especialy as rambling Sid Rumpoe and Sandy and Jool the two pooftahs.
30 years before it's time that programme

only because you could not see him
no one can tell me that terry scott was a comedian or an actor
the only time he was funny was when he drove his jag off the end of the transporter bridge now i would have gone to watch that on celleloid the down bit was the wire mesh stopped him hitting the Tees

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:54 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

gremmlin wrote:

are you allowed to say JACKON

Yussef thinks so

Now that's what I call music.

Lady D'Arbanville, one of my all time favourites.

My favourite Carry On is 'Screaming', although most of the others, especially the hospital ones, are rubbish. The best known line from the film is Kenneth Williams’ “Frying tonight!” but my personal favourite is Fenella Fielding’s Virula seductively lounging on the chaise longue, asking the policeman played by Harry H Corbett “Do you mind if I smoke?” as her whole body becomes clouded by white swirls!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:13 pm

gremmlin wrote:

P.M.T. wrote:

gremmlin wrote:

it must be an age thing as i agree totally with monty
these films were a vehicle for second rate so called british film stars who collectively couldnt get into a school panto
Kenneth Williams Charles Hawtry Barbra Windsor, someone mentioned earlier this week about the likes of Carr and Brand well this lot were the fore runners for that lot history repeating its self

Kenneth Williams was brilliant in Round the Horne, especialy as rambling Sid Rumpoe and Sandy and Jool the two pooftahs.
30 years before it's time that programme

only because you could not see him
no one can tell me that terry scott was a comedian or an actor
the only time he was funny was when he drove his jag off the end of the transporter bridge now i would have gone to watch that on celleloid the down bit was the wire mesh stopped him hitting the Tees

Terry Scott's voice was perfect for Danger Mouse though

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:17 pm

I thought the Carry On films were great. Sadly mass exposure on UK Gold has ruined the humour but they are still worth watching when there's nothing else on telly

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

gime me an Ealing comedy any day :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:28 pm

Scene: Hrundi V. Bakshi has just blown up the expensive film set before the cameras got a chance to turn.

Director: You!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me?
Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture! Off, off!! You're washed up, you're finished!!! I'll see to it that you never make another fillum again!!!!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:46 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Scene: Hrundi V. Bakshi has just blown up the expensive film set before the cameras got a chance to turn.

Director: You!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me?
Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture! Off, off!! You're washed up, you're finished!!! I'll see to it that you never make another film again!!!!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?

Is that Des O Connor :grin:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

no

just his teeth :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:19 pm

parmopooly wrote:

Terry Scott's voice was perfect for Danger Mouse though

No it wasn't....it was perfect for Penfold....David Jason done DM's voice!!!! :wink:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

what world do you lot live in
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