Went Christmas shopping yesterday in Newcastle and there's a market there.
Bought some burgers; ostrich, springbok and kangaroo.
Had the ostrich yesterday and having the others now, all of them at least 95% meat, and they're tremendous.
You could tell which is which by tasting them, honest.
I love eating animals me
Our lass reckons she's "devastated" cos we're going to my mams for Christmas day and she's cooking pork. Anyone else reckon Turkey's overrated? Surely just a big bird to feed lots of people?
Mmmm....what animal should I eat next? Suggestions welcome

you really should have Turkey on Christmas Day, or Duck because that is the way thhings are meant to be......

Women shouldnt vote

...so how can you tell which is which by tasting them...? Was the kangaroo jumping all over the plate, did the springbok leg it and was the ostrich f*****g violent?

The kangaroo was the most chewy so I translated that to bouncy.
The springbok was a bit less bouncy and lighter
And I had the ostrich yesterday so cant really remember about that one too much

...that sounds scientific enough to me .....

It's the other 5% that does your stomach in gourmet burgers.

Turkey isn't over rated by the way - I think that award goes to Italy.

it has to be pork
all the rest is fowl stuff

I'd never eaten duck until I got here but the way they cook it with lemon and garlic is mouthwatering. Not too keen when the feathers and meat cleaver are flying like......

We get our turkey from a local farm. I see it wandering about with its friends each time I go along for me vegetables.

Sprouts are lush!

Aren't they Dug Out Paddy?

so do I - sprouts rule!!!

you've just realised?

Sprouts, cabbage and broccoli are ace on a Sunday dinner.

Had a lovely bit of Gazelle a couple of weeks ago at a place near Durham. It was called 'The Floaters Mill' or something like that. Always has something a bit out of the ordinary on the menu apparently. Was a toss up between Gazelle and Reindeer. Scrubbed round the Reindeer as Christmas is approaching and couldn't take the risk of leaving Santa underpowered.
With regards to Sprouts and Cabbage - Devil's Food. Nasty nasty stuff.

Sprouts are evil, pure effin evil, they should only be served in prisons or on an island far away were we could send prisoners, sprout island, that should teach the swine

Sprouts are the devils food and are the single most disgusting thing bar Jade goody, no worse than her there has NEVER been a sprout in my house EVER

horrible basttards

Cucumber is worse.

In fact anybody who likes cucumber IS the devil's own flesh and blood.

I'm just tucking in to me sprouts and cucumber sarnies as it happens.

The real disgusting things are those sea cucumbers. Revolting creatures.

At last someone has the courage to stand up and say it. Eating cucumber? What a waste of a dildo!

Oh I dunno, Johnny's a student??

i am with paddy n dibbs every one should know that sprouts stunt your growth

How long have you been eating them then

Two things in life prove you're a man - sprouts and lime pickle.

NO

But i'm not surprised you like sprouts

It says a lot about a person, oh and by the way there is only one thing that makes you a man

And I reckon you love it

see...... weird

sea weed is that a delicacy round the old town

I LOOOOOOOVE IT ...especially with freshly boiled eggs in a nice sarnie....... have to peel the skin off though. The old man used to make a mixture of diced cucmber in vinegar with mint and raw onion rings to have with beef....LURVLY

And gherkins are even better

why do all the posters round here eat dog food

Gherkins are Satan's turds.