An investigation has begun into.....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

... the sudden and totally unexpected re-appearance of Pools 'form' at the Vic last night, some months after it mysteriously disappeared when it was described as all at sea.
'Form' disappeared without trace and was thought to be lost without hope some months ago, when it's wreckage was found all washed up at Rochdale in May. There had been reported sightings of it over the past few months, but officially it was thought form was lost without hope. Bert Bloke, a loyal fan said...."We'd seen brief glimpses of 'form', but we thought we were hallucinating and after we rubbed our eyes in disbelief it had always gone....so we had all become resigned to it's sad loss. We're just glad to see 'form' back :wink:

, but there are a few questions we'd like answered about the whole business...."

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:09 pm

It was Form I saw strolling nonchalantly into the Commissariat de Police the other day then was it? :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

...helping them with their 'enquiries' or so I'm told... :wink:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

looking for his canoe
or is this more recent form that has been hiding its light under bushell
only to be brought out for special occasions like posh china

upthepools · **Joined:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:57 pm **Posts:** 205

you had to stick your oar in :laugh:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

i think i am missing

something

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

any time you like CHEESE CAKE :sweeeet:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:38 am

AAaaaawwwww!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:39 am

ADG wrote:

Canoe foook off with the puns. :grin:

I nearly Keeled over laughing then!!!! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:34 am

apparently the place he was hiding in was very dark and dinghy

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

oh frigate! do we have to have another seaborne thread.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:28 am

Has he been arrested on suspicion of fr-oar-d?

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

Darwin had this theory that he could get away with it

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:42 am

Surely he cant get a-whale with such a seal-y plan?

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:03 pm

He's been a very silly Buoy!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

..he must be at a low ebb. sadx

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:49 pm

It looks like their lass can wave goodbye to all that insurance money.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:39 am

How would I know, ask the c-oracle. :grin:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

He's up sh!t creek without a paddle.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:57 am

yacht on Earth was he thinking about when he did it..........................

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:01 pm

It was all bound to come out schooner or later.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:02 pm

maybe it was to repay the loan sharks.
I've been on nights and I haven't even been to sea-bed yet.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

well the police wont beach about the bush
they will have him in dock in no time
when he soaks up enough punishment
they will
wring him out to dry

i will get my coat :sweeeet:

Sarnia Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:37 am

He'll get away with a stern warning

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

He can wave goodbye to Panama....

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

he come blighty close to getting away with it

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

There's a nasty undercurrent, and the whole story is a bit fishy.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:39 pm

They'll have been Squids in if he never handed himshellf in!!!! confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:43 pm

he always was a shellfish get apparently

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

they were hakeing it in

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37067

...pollocks! Cod help us.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

you are fishing around for an angler now

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:19 pm

He's made a Rod for his own back!!!! confised

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