Elvis

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

When no-one else can understand me...

Cowboy · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:47 pm

And everything I do is wrong..........

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

you give me hope and understanding..........

Cowboy · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:51 pm

Got me beat John - anyone????

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

You give me strength to carry on....

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:56 pm

And you're always there, to lend a hand...

(plus it's "hope and consolation". :grin:

)

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

In everything I do.............

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

ELVIS....? BAG O SHITE. :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

Dibble wrote:

hey hey hey

I never put those lyrics there. :evil:

Who took my goons lyrics off?

uh hu huu. dibble has left the building.

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 785

Snowy wrote:

ELVIS....? BAG O SHITE. :roll:

Couldn't agree more. I think I remember someone calling him an over-rated cabaret singer once and I think it is apt.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

Oh he absolutely was the most over hyped singer in history. Some nutters are convinced that he was a reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

The only ones that come close in the over hyped stakes are the friggin Beatles.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

garthwd wrote:

Snowy wrote:

ELVIS....? BAG O SHITE. :roll:

Couldn't agree more. I think I remember someone calling him an over-rated cabaret singer once and I think it is apt.

..a product of sharp marketing in a naive world that was the 50's and 60's, a purveyor of slushy, syrupy ballads to a sentimental fan base that was emotionally challenged and musically illiterate.... :roll:

...a glorified club singer, when's the bingo? :roll:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:34 am

Reasons for Elvis's success:

1) He was good looking
2) He could sing
3) He could move
4) He had presence
5) He was sexy
6) He came along at the right time

No one else combined all those six in the same package.

Mind, he ended up losing them all, but that's another story.

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

"I suppose the one question on everybodies lips is...How is Elvis and have you seen him lately"

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:24 am

'Thangyewvermuch......

Just going to the toilet.......' :roll:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

did you know that that the maker of Levis jeans was a big Elvis fan and a dyslexic :cry:

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:22 am

Dibble wrote:

Aye, bloody catholics eh?

Aye up the PRODDY's,well not up them but you know what I mean.

The wonder of you was sung to us on our wedding night,and er-indoors says that's our tune in the Simon Bates style(big softie me like) :roll:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

did you know that that the maker of Levis jeans was a big Elvis fan and a dyslexic :cry:

He probably went to English Martyrs as well. :roll:

OI, my wife is a teacher there and she says it's the bollox

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

did you know that that the maker of Levis jeans was a big Elvis fan and a dyslexic :cry:

He probably went to English Martyrs as well. :roll:

OI, my wife is a teacher there and she says it's the bollox

It's the bollox that what.....?

It's the bollox they teach that leaves pupils unable to finish a sentence?

According to the latest schools listings it's right up there with Eton you big old fool. it's about the only thing hartlepool can be proud of right now so you should get behind her..............er it...................them...oh whatever the fook the correct grammer is [smilie=pdt_aliboronz_30.gif]

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

now that is silly, you can't get food on the brain. You could get it in your hair or on top of your head, but unless someone cut the top of your skull clean off you could not get food on your brain. I fought you was more cleverer than that

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22547

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

now that is silly, you can't get food on the brain. You could get it in your hair or on top of your head, but unless someone cut the top of your skull clean off you could not get food on your brain. I fought you was more cleverer than that

I'm a product of protestant education. If my school had been funded by cash from a religion which has brainwashed, killed and tortured billions of people throughout history, then I'd be more clever.

Does your wife feel guilty about taking church cash? Working for a church which is corrupt? Condemns millions to die from AIDS because of its archaic view on contraception?

Just asking, like .....

Aw come on, at least the Priest gives you a host from a shiny cup.

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

now that is silly, you can't get food on the brain. You could get it in your hair or on top of your head, but unless someone cut the top of your skull clean off you could not get food on your brain. I fought you was more cleverer than that

I'm a product of protestant education. If my school had been funded by cash from a religion which has brainwashed, killed and tortured billions of people throughout history, then I'd be more clever.

Does your wife feel guilty about taking church cash? Working for a church which is corrupt? Condemns millions to die from AIDS because of its archaic view on contraception?

Just asking, like .....

she is buzzing about it, besides those fella's you talk about that are dying from aids are gay or geordies, either way you have to say they had it coming, as for the church cash thing, do you know what my sign in name means? I hate all religion with a passion and besides isn't Protestantism just a very slightly different form of christianity? DEATH TO ALL BELIEVERS

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

now that is silly, you can't get food on the brain. You could get it in your hair or on top of your head, but unless someone cut the top of your skull clean off you could not get food on your brain. I fought you was more cleverer than that

I'm a product of protestant education. If my school had been funded by cash from a religion which has brainwashed, killed and tortured billions of people throughout history, then I'd be more clever.

Does your wife feel guilty about taking church cash? Working for a church which is corrupt? Condemns millions to die from AIDS because of its archaic view on contraception?

Just asking, like .....

she is buzzing about it, besides those fella's you talk about that are dying from aids are gay or geordies, either way you have to say they had it coming, as for the church cash thing, do you know what my sign in name means? I hate all religion with a passion and besides isn't Protestantism just a very slightly different form of christianity? DEATH TO ALL BELIEVERS

Have you got a season ticket for that belief?

I just send the club a cheque for 500 quid and miss the pain out

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

now that is silly, you can't get food on the brain. You could get it in your hair or on top of your head, but unless someone cut the top of your skull clean off you could not get food on your brain. I fought you was more cleverer than that

I'm a product of protestant education. If my school had been funded by cash from a religion which has brainwashed, killed and tortured billions of people throughout history, then I'd be more clever.

Does your wife feel guilty about taking church cash? Working for a church which is corrupt? Condemns millions to die from AIDS because of its archaic view on contraception?

Just asking, like .....

she is buzzing about it, besides those fella's you talk about that are dying from aids are gay or geordies, either way you have to say they had it coming, as for the church cash thing, do you know what my sign in name means? I hate all religion with a passion and besides isn't Protestantism just a very slightly different form of christianity? DEATH TO ALL BELIEVERS

Have you got a season ticket for that belief?

I just send the club a cheque for 500 quid and miss the pain out

That's a lot of cash. Did they charge you for two seats?

No but I compensate the club for the 300 pies I would have had when going to watch that pile of cack

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

now that is silly, you can't get food on the brain. You could get it in your hair or on top of your head, but unless someone cut the top of your skull clean off you could not get food on your brain. I fought you was more cleverer than that

I'm a product of protestant education. If my school had been funded by cash from a religion which has brainwashed, killed and tortured billions of people throughout history, then I'd be more clever.

Does your wife feel guilty about taking church cash? Working for a church which is corrupt? Condemns millions to die from AIDS because of its archaic view on contraception?

Just asking, like .....

she is buzzing about it, besides those fella's you talk about that are dying from aids are gay or geordies, either way you have to say they had it coming, as for the church cash thing, do you know what my sign in name means? I hate all religion with a passion and besides isn't Protestantism just a very slightly different form of christianity? DEATH TO ALL BELIEVERS

Have you got a season ticket for that belief?

I just send the club a cheque for 500 quid and miss the pain out

That's a lot of cash. Did they charge you for two seats?

No but I compensate the club for the 300 pies I would have had when going to watch that pile of cack

So, let me get this straight, you watch cack, and your wife teaches cack. Do the pair of you have anything else in common?

hmmmm, we both hate red tops, local papers and amateurish journalism!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

..and Elvis is still a bag o shite. :evil:

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