white and slimy and boogies across the floor?


























cum dancing

What has a whip, is white and slimy and boogies across the floor?

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Strictly cum dancing.........brrrrmmmm tsshhhh!

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either

This bloke is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away. Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.


It was a different elephant altogether

I went to Millets and said, “I want to buy a tent”.
The bloke said, “Camp”?
So I said in a girly voice, “Sorry, I want to buy a tent”.
Then I said, “I also want to buy a caravan”.
He said, “Camper”?
So I said in a really girly voice, “Listen, I’m trying me best ducky.”