I know the Bulls probably had Darlington fourth division clogger Alan White stumbling about like a punch drunk old boxer on Saturday but I was a bit puzzled by his comment in the Echo;

"Hereford are on a good run but they are certainly not five goals better than us."

Fair point Alan, but on Saturday they were at least four..... Did the poor lad actually lose count as the goals rained in? I know footballers don't have a reputation for being the brightest BUT

The only thing that could have made that funnier would have been to hear somebody "burning with " on Radio Cleveland.

The Doils do seem to like conceding five dont they

it is a hodgyism
they must all be at it
remember the classic
we lost the match but won the game

Eleven points out of 24 isn't exactly promotion form is it?? You can see the difference between the better teams and the rest in that division already.