These are funny.............I think.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:38 am

Master of Disguise wrote:

HONORABLE MENTION:

Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 am, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently failed to notice the window was closed.

Wonderful.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:03 am

The Darwin awards are given once the recipient can no longer contribute to the human gene pool - but what if they have done so already?? Are they then disqualified??

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:04 am

I seem to have missed something in the 2nd placed one. Was his reproductive system in the lost foot?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:13 am

Master of Disguise wrote:

I particularly liked number 3.

It kind of reminded me of Blazing Saddles, or more recently Hot Fuzz. :grin:

I watched Blazing Saddles last night. :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:12 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

I seem to have missed something in the 2nd placed one. Was his reproductive system in the lost foot?

aye, you can survive a calamitous incident to get an award, but I thought your tackle had to have been irrepparably damaged or summat!!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:13 pm

am I going dyslexic? confised

These are funny.............I think.

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