It must be my lucky day part 3

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22642

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I am in good receipt of your mail and i also received your picture that you send to me.

I contacted you to assist me is because I need your help in this transaction. Dear Mr John lets plan things together to achieve this out please. Like when i went to the bank last time, the bank manager told me that i must provide a forign account and someone that will stand as a gaudian/foreign partner for me in this transfer that with out that nothing could be done. He told me that this is due the nature and agreement made between them and my late father. So i will like you stand as a gurdian/forrign partner to me. This is due to the agreement bound with them and my late father that the fund should only be transfered in to a forign account for investment pouposes so that is why i contacted you to stand for me.

So what i need from now is to send to me in your next mail is your telephone/fax number for easy communication and for me to fax the official documents that which my late father made deposit of the fund together with your full address and an account so that i will submit it to the bank first thing monday morning and apply for the immediate transfer to your nominated account overseas. As i made it know in my previous mail, the bank manager promised me in the time past that he will be of a help to me any time that i am ready for the transfer. As soon as I hear from you I will inform the bank of my readiness to do the transfer. I wait for your urgent response.

It was after several days of seeking for godly intervention that i was inspired to write you while believing that you will not let me down in this transaction.
I hope that you understand my situation.

I once again thant you for your kind attention and I will advise you make this matter confidential. I attach to this mail my picture and my international passport

Regards,

Felicia Francis

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22642

Aye, except of course for that dodgy cut and paste job on the passport photo.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:18 am

I've had her. Honestly.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22642

Richard M. Head wrote:

I've had her. Honestly.

If you had been fiddling with any woman from that particular part of the world then might I suggest an HIV test pronto.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:21 am

Mr I wrote:

If you had been fiddling with any woman from that particular part of the world then might I suggest an HIV test pronto.

What do you take me for?

We did the test before. :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:24 am

Mr I wrote:

Richard M. Head wrote:

I've had her. Honestly.

If you had been fiddling with any woman from that particular part of the world then might I suggest an HIV test pronto.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:24 am

Mr I wrote:

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So what i need from now is to send to me in your next mail is your telephone/fax number for easy communication

So whose phone and fax numbers are you going to give out?

Taxi company?

Pizza shop?

Double glazing sales?

Civic Centre?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22642

Jon Sotnik :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:27 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mr I wrote:

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So what i need from now is to send to me in your next mail is your telephone/fax number for easy communication

So whose phone and fax numbers are you going to give out?

Taxi company?

Pizza shop?

Double glazing sales?

Civic Centre?

I bloomin knew as soon as I read this post, that the Civic Centre would be in the list!!!! rolfl

Make the telephone number Mucky Marys!!! How funny would that be if the bint was to call them, that would be a really interesting conversation! rolfl

It must be my lucky day part 3

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