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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Best NME cover ever?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:28 pm 
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Would you?

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:35 pm 
gravedisorder wrote:
Would you?

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Not even with a second hand cock
Fat, ugly and talentless

Lose weight, your mouth is about 200 times the size of your arsehole
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:44 pm 
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Not even with a second hand cock
Fat, ugly and talentless

Lose weight, your mouth is about 200 times the size of your arsehole


So just to confirm, thats a 'no'?

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:46 pm 
gravedisorder wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Not even with a second hand cock
Fat, ugly and talentless

Lose weight, your mouth is about 200 times the size of your arsehole


So just to confirm, thats a 'no'?




Err no, it's a maybe :grin:
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
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:shock: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
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with rolls like that, she should have zeppelins for tits!! The tits to belly ratio is the reciprocal of its required dimensions.
That's a no from me too

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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
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with rolls like that, she should have zeppelins for tits!! The tits to belly ratio is the reciprocal of its required dimensions.


:shock: WTF??? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Bit complicated for people like me!

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
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the tits should always protrude over the kite, not the other way round!!!!! :grin:

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Salty
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:26 pm 
I would....but she's gay so she wouldn't :wink: :roll:
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parmopooly
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I'm not into bacon wings in any case.................

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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:32 am 
TalbotAvenger wrote:
gravedisorder wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Not even with a second hand cock
Fat, ugly and talentless

Lose weight, your mouth is about 200 times the size of your arsehole


So just to confirm, thats a 'no'?




Err no, it's a maybe :grin:



so would you do Gail Platt 1st then :laugh:
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Mr Ripper
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I would :razz: :laugh: bbolt

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I would without a moment's hesitation!

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Mr Ripper
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I would without a moment's hesitation!


Wait your turn. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
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Wait your turn. :evil:

Oh come on don't be greedy there's room for two there! :sweeeet:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Best NME cover ever?
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Richard M. Head wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Wait your turn. :evil:

Oh come on don't be greedy there's room for two there! :sweeeet:

bbolt


rolfl

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