Why should it be so enjoyable when you let rip with a substantial one?

Cos enjoy the feeling of movement in your arsehole

I enjoy any kind of fart, but raucous ones are the most satisfying. Particularly if there is a variation of note and pitch.

One of my mates once had a bizarre idea. His dad used to have tropical fish, and so there were always fish tank air pumps and stuff lying about. He worked out that he could 'inflate' himself by sticking the pipe off the pump up his jacksie, and thus create plenty of wind for comic effect.

The result was that he was tearing one off every couple of minutes for about an hour which we tape recorded. Great fun. He said his ringpiece was very sore due to the amount of gas passing and he didn't try it again.

I could, in different circumstances and in a different place, regale you with tales of a race of people who genuinely do not care wherever they let rip. Young pretty girls, men in businesses suits, shop assistants in mid weigh with your Nuttalls Mintoes, they just belt one out and don't even seek admiration. They don't even drop one eyebrow as is normal in the farting process as you and I know it. They don't even pause in conversation, they just go for C sharp major and usually achieve it. This being a jazz key, it's pretty hard to run down the scale but even the youngest can do it.

I'm thinking of teaching them to light 'em as it'll make a good cheap alternative to expensive new years fireworks.

I have to filter mine with selective muscle control, to allow gas particles to pass around the solid matter and out. An uncontrolled release would be disastrous given my food intake, there's always a conveyor belt full going on in there.