Wild Water Swimming.

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Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Infidel » Mon Jul 14, 2025 1:37 pm

Anyone on here tried it? Maybe with a club or group?

I'm not on about paddling around in a river for 5 minutes - I'm on about proper swimming where you get into a lake or the sea and spend some time in the water.
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Bluestreak » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:03 pm

I have a 25 yards breast stroke certificate achieved at Dykey skool baths.
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Snowy » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:43 pm

Infidel wrote:Anyone on here tried it? Maybe with a club or group?

I'm not on about paddling around in a river for 5 minutes - I'm on about proper swimming where you get into a lake or the sea and spend some time in the water.

Why…I got wet for a living years ago and thought it a pain in the arse….water proofs were never sea water proof. :laugh:
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Bluestreak » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:45 pm

Snowy wrote:
Infidel wrote:Anyone on here tried it? Maybe with a club or group?

I'm not on about paddling around in a river for 5 minutes - I'm on about proper swimming where you get into a lake or the sea and spend some time in the water.

Why…I got wet for a living years ago and thought it a pain in the arse….water proofs were never sea water proof. :laugh:


Were you in the film the "Cruel Sea" with Jack Hawkins? :laugh:
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Snowy » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:49 pm

Felt like it some times. :laugh: :laugh: ..however anyone on a Flower Class corvette would need a medal just for stepping down the gang plank …never mind leaving port. bbolt
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby accrington fan » Tue Jul 15, 2025 9:15 am

just find water being too wet for me.
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Infidel » Tue Jul 15, 2025 9:20 am

Yup, water is wet. If you go into wild water it’s cold too.
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby accrington fan » Tue Jul 15, 2025 9:49 am

with a lot of nasties living in it having sex and s hitting.
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby Snowy » Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:28 pm

I once came within six feet of a great Whit Dhark.
Then our lass turned the telly over :angry-tappingfoot:
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Postby Sussex UK » Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:44 pm

I remember swimming down broken scar on the outskirts of a Darlo as a kid when Jungle and the rest of Hells Angels from the town turned up for a dip..they went in fully clothed :) .. funny enough you'd never get bothered by older youths down there when they were about.
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Re: Wild Water Swimming.

Postby loan_star » Tue Jul 15, 2025 3:06 pm

A mate of mine runs a wild swimming club, usually in rivers or areas with waterfalls. He’s a qualified life guard which is a must for this sort of event, plenty dont bother!
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