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 Post subject: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:25 pm 
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I've just had an email from a 20 year old lass who wants to give me a load of money!

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Dear Respectful One,
GREETINGS
Permit me to in form you of my desire of going to business relationship with you.
I got your contact from the International web site directory.
I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by their recommenddations I must not hesitate to confide in your for this simple and sincere business.I am Felica Francis the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs Francis .O. John. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital
of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal.
When my mother died on the 21st October 2001, my father took me special because i am motherless.
Before the death of my father on 30th feb 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan.He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $2.600.000 (Two Million, six hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management).
I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.
2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 20 years.
Moreover i am willing to offer you 10% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas.
3) To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educatinonal career and to secure for me a residence permit in your country.

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Felica Francis.


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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:27 pm 
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I fancy a wind up :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:39 pm 
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You'll be winning the Dutch Lottery next :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:59 pm 
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as a god fearing human being you have no choice but to help that poor lonly girl!, when u get her over here, and if you can't find a safe place for her to stay i will help, send her up here and i will look after her very well, i would help her with all her daily needs!

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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:17 pm 
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for a funny read and a situation like this read yes man by danny wallace were he has to say yes to everything for a year, he agrees to one of these scams ends up in holland and the name of the person involved is actually a name of a dutch supermarket

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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:46 pm 
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Ask her for a photo (even if she has clothes on) as you do not do business with anyone you don't know.

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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:07 pm 
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bluemonkey wrote:
Ask her for a photo (even if she has clothes on) as you do not do business with anyone you don't know.



Request sent.


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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:23 pm 
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You gotta ask if she knows any ladies who would like jobs dancing naked in your bar too.

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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:59 pm 
Fu ck her brains out!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

Sorry, I was overtaken by the spirit of National Lampoon..... :uhoh: :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:19 pm 
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If you get a photo ask how you know that its really her?

Perhaps if she could send a photo holding up a sign saying 'Georgie Reynolds is our friend' then we would know! rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:19 pm 
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Her father must have been very unlucky to die on a day that doesn't exist, unless it does in Africa sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Must be my lucky day!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:39 pm 
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Well spotted Fensy. Does that mean her father is still alive? :shock:


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