Ta ma di fei po.

doremi fasol latido

so there

He started it......

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
yet they're always friendly
and they're ready to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's 900 million of them
in the world today
You'd better learn to like them
That's what I say

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
but they're cute, and they're cuddly
and they're ready to please

I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things
they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess

So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
their yin and yang-ese

I like Chinese thought
The wisdom that Confucius taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all
without any doubt

So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
yet they're wise, and they're witty
and they're ready to please

All together..
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zhai zhen

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to please
a fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong
their yin and yang-ese


I like Chinese.....

egg fu yung

Really.

Don't annoy them.

There's 200 in your town, even as you speak.....whichever town that is.....

na, theres only Tony [To Ni?!] in Saltburn....oh and his mrs....and his kids.....and his cousins

oh, see yer point!

Our rasses chopper was a bit blunt today while she was cutting up the veg. I suggested that she tried the right sharp knife that I ruined me 'e' flat finger on earlier making a butty.

'O no' she replied. 'I have to stay in practice with the chopper........'

I tell you every day's a worry....

Just couldn't resist it.

thought it was bovverbootbob posting