A Kenny Bottles 'funny' story....I gave my dog a tin of Hotdogs...it asked for a tin-opener!!!
It finally opened the tin...next day it shit...I kid you not...Hot dog shaped shit!!!
About as funny as verrucas at the Swimming Medley at the Olympics .
Surprised he hasn't mentioned the 'Can House'!!!

Unfortunately every time Ukraine does anything Russia strikes back twice three times the same albeit indiscriminately. The Ukrainians tend to a bit more targeted in their actions, how they destroyed a gas rig being used as a communications centre in The Black Sea.
https://youtu.be/B7XZATEKogM?si=EwLJmV28xIfkAQ6j

Russia sends drones and missiles most days whether anything comes their way or not.

That's because their actions are not their actions, but actions aided and abetted by the UK, and signed off by the CIA.

Agree, but can you also add Biden ( bloke who was off his rocker, running the most dangerous if not powerful country in the world) Macron ( allegedly married to a bloke ) Starmer ( an establishment stooge, in the pockets of Zionists ) and many other neo - liberal warmongers, mostly EU leaders, and the likes of BLiar and Bush before them.

Putin has never deliberately killed women and children, but women and children do accidentally get killed in wars, that is why I am against war, only in extreme circumstances, like defending your own country if it was invaded. Are you against war? or are you okay with millions being killed, adults, women, children or otherwise.

Making Millionaires into Billionaires, that's where the savings went.

Well, you're going a strange way about it, celebrating another bombing and more killings of innocent civilians and saying fuck Russia, a country you have never visited or no nothing about, other than the BS you see and hear in our biased corrupted mainstream media

The UK and the EU are cowards, they dare not stand up to Putin, as desperate as they are for war, to kickstart their ailing economies and save their political careers, working for the establishment elite, the rich and the military industrial complex. They dare not tackle Putin on their own, unless the Yanks have their backs, so rely on dirty tricks underhand tactics, such as giving Ukraine info and weapons, and telling them to do this and that to the Russians, which occasionally they pull off, like paying a druggie a tenner to go and scratch your neighbours car, its pathetic. We have an army of 70,000 a few tanks, and a couple of aircraft careers, our defence spending has decreased, where did the savings go, it went into the hands of the rich, the real enemy, of both ordinary British, Ukrainian and Russian people, though Russia are taking millions of ordinary people out of poverty, whilst the West is plunging millions into poverty. Russia is booming, well it certainly was before this conflict, maybe that was the problem, we were jealous and wanted to halt this progress in its tracks by engaging them in a war. The sanctions are not working, because the world is changing, the BRICS countries will have Russia's back, the countries that have realised what is going on, and decided to say, sod those backward countries in the West, let's form our own coalition of progressive not regressive countries. They realise, certainly in China's case, that if Russia are defeated, then they will be next, which is laughable, because in a war, it would be like Pools taking on Real Madrid. Our children do not want to join the army, most are not fit enough or intelligent enough to go head to head with Russians and Chinese on the battlefield. We as a country have fallen way behind, we have a lot of catching up to do, the money wasted on weapons can be better spent elsewhere, like Russia and China and forward thinking countries have done over the last decade or so, whilst we have funnelled our taxes into the bank accounts of the filthy rich, more fool you , suckers !

What a ridiculous statement, why is Putin launching attacks on civilian populated cities and not military installations ?

Well the West is supplying the weapons so they are theoretically at war with Russia.

would not be the biggest suprise to me if the west was supplying weapons directly or indirectly to both sides in this and other conflicts before. if there are profits to be made i doubt the arms industry care a toss.

Good. Long may it last.

Is this Colin Jack profile one of Raj's propaganda team?

So what do you think Ukraine should do??
Lay down their arms and surrender to Russia and let Putin takeover Ukraine??

mind you there are plenty about who would be very happy if israel had done that with hamas right at the outset before they dared to retaliate.

You won't get a reasonable answer. Sadly there are people who seek the minority opinion as they think it makes em look cleverer than us thick sheeple.

A couple of things Colin - three actually.

"Russia are taking millions of ordinary people out of poverty" Really?

"Russia is booming" Really? About 30% of their GDP goes into the war. Inflation is running at about 20%. They can't buy parts to keep their planes running, mind you they are limited to where they can fly! 1.5% of their GDP goes into paying servicemen's families for their deaths or injuries.

"I am against war, only in extreme circumstances, like defending your own country if it was invaded" You mean like Ukraine are doing?

Even when this war is over I think the consequences for Russia will drag on for decades. Just for one a lot of clever young people have left, it's called the brain drain.

But it's OK for you to say 'fuck Ukraine'...the country that got invaded??

Fuck Putin and his knob head regime. I feel sorry for normal Russians. It's not just Ukrainians who are victims of Vlad.

You'd be a natural when it comes to the next James Bond mr imp...Maybe Mutley could be your ugly side kick??

Fair dues,you both have this fella Putin sussed out in the long run,eh.. .Get a grip lads . ffs of the real threat out there !!

Wrong service I'm afraid. Bond is a Commander, a naval rank.

Well, nobody in their right mind has ever described Putin as an enigma

You're still convinced bombing deep inside Russia was a smart move,Mr imp?

Why not. What is Russia gonna do? Invade Ukraine?

The gangsters in Kiev need to be taken out, soon.
If the Russians discover our secret services were involved in the drone attacks on the planes god forbid what may happen.
We seem to have a very large bee in our bonnet in relation to our defeat of the light brigade by the Russians in the Crimean War nearly two centuries ago.
Trump is aware, Kellog is aware and Rubio is aware that the Russians cannot be defeated. This despite billions of dollars of weapons being sent to Ukraine by NATO.
It’s time to call it a day. And time for the former comedian to face justice.

let's hope they send the Black Sea Fleet

So Russia bombs part of Britain...East Sussex...we just roll over and let Putin have it...and the rest of Britain??

My mate Colin....you know Mad Mick/Parmo very well...he went down the Conspiracy Rabbit Hole a while back and is still there...beware my friend.

Trump hasn't got a clue what's going on in Putin's mind ..God help us if we have to rely on the thoughts of you and the likes of Starmer,Mutley on WW3 atm. ...honestly..

Yes. There is no alternative other than the total destruction of the Ukrainian army.

Russia and the USA are the only two countries in the world with an early warning system. Basically if we sent a nuke over to Russia, Russia would retaliate and literally turn us to ash before we could even blink.

You write in propaganda like sound bites. The way you describe the Ukraine government, you call them “gangsters” and further back in this thread you use the phrase “Kiev regime”. You call the Ukraine president a “former comedian”

I’m aware that the situation is more nuanced than some believe but you don’t seem to write out anything that is original, it just seems to be copy and paste from Russian media.

Loads of people have em. Even us. Do some bloody research.

To correct it’s a former regime. Now run by gangsters.
Zelensky was a comedian/tv personality at one time in his life.
The Kiev gangsters can only resort to terrorist attacks. As seen in the recent bridge attacks where 7 people died. They’ve lost too many soldiers to contest a ground war.
It’s game over.

Watching those burning Tupolevs was very satisfying you know. They won't ever be dropping glide bombs on people's houses any more. Beautiful sight.

If they’ve lost too many troops to contest a ground war…why haven’t the Russians won then.
You do talk some self contradicting shite

on the whole people are talking about a situation based on what they have been told by all medias. if they had put a russian stance on it from the outset places would be flying russian flags instead of ukranian ones. how many british would have helped the nazi,s invade poland if the country and its media then were pro hitler and not anti. more or less we know nothing unless they want to tell us something and then most behave like a herd of herdwicks.

Ukraine stole the Eurovision Song Contest from us.

Round 'em up, puddem inna field, and barmb tha baaastads..!

I do make a few Reichsmarks down at Tommy Robinson's Krazy Komedy Klub.

How've you managed for money since Remploy closed..?

Operation Spiders Web 2.0! Yeehah!

Oh fucking do one you unfunny late at the party kunt. About as funny as Parvo in Battersea Dog's Home.

It's a shame you feel that way, given how much I admire the effort you've put in over the years typing in your many thousands of posts.

It can't have been easy with that stick on your head...