Nursery Rhymes for an infantile era.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36909

Polly put the kettle, revisited.

Reg has took the offer up
Reg has took the offer up
Reg has took the offer up
We’ll all celebrate clappp

Oops he’s took it off again
Oops he’s took it off again
Oops he’s took it off again
It’s all ballsed up

Poolie27 · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:08 pm **Posts:** 693

You certainly spend your days efficiently......

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2025 6:58 pm

The Grand Old Duke of Yarm
He had ten thousand clem
He invested it in a whisky barrel scam
But he got ripped off again

And when the shares were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
They shut the whole enterprise down.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36909

Poolie27 wrote:

You certainly spend your days efficiently......

My choice.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22621

There were 1000 ragheads clinging to a boat
There were 1000 ex ISIS ragheads clinging to a boat
and if one raghead scumbag makes it to the beach
there’ll be many terrorist attacks
and 1000 idiots defending them.

Needs a bit of work.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6987

Raj be nimble
Raj be quick

Fuck Off

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36909

Jack and Jill went to the Vic,
To buy their season ticket,
Frustrated by the carry on,
They told em where to stick it.

Up they got and home did trot,
As fast as they could run,
Then spent the cash on lots of booze,
And had some bedroom fun.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19270

old king singh was a miserable old sole and a miserable sole was he. he called for his money, and toast with his honey, but could not fill the vic for free.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6987

Snowy wrote:

Jack and Jill went to the Vic,
To buy their season ticket,
Frustrated by the carry on,
They told em where to stick it.

Up they got and home did trot,
As fast as they could run,
Then spent the cash on lots of booze,
And had some bedroom fun.

Sounds like a Keith Curle poem

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2025 12:52 pm

Ring a ding of dozies,
Raj got up our nosies,
A fuck you! A fuck you!
He must fall down...

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2025 1:08 pm

Singh a song of nonsense,
Concocted in Dubai,
Several thousand Pools fans,
Never saying die.
When the deal was broken,
The fans began to Singh,
Wasn't that a shitty dish?
Fuck off you friggin' ding...!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36909

HUFC’s falling down , falling down, falling down…
HUFC’s falling down..how’d that happen.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36909

Baa Baa blue sheep,
Have you any cash?
Yes Sir, Yes Sir a three bag stash.
One for the Master and one for the Dame,
and one to stop my boyhood team going down the drain.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6987

Snowy wrote:

Baa Baa blue sheep,
Have you any cash?
Yes Sir, Yes Sir a three bag stash.
One for the Master and one for the Dame,
and one to stop my boyhood team going down the drain.

Are you allowed to say blue, Wokes dead now Snowy.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36909

I’ll say what I like and like what I say……as the man said. :laugh:

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