Man turns up and says ‘I wanna buy your club….how much do you want for it?’
Owner tells man his required price and new buyer sleeps on it.
Next day asks if he can see the ‘books’…..Owner shows them to him, everyone is happy and the deal goes through.
Just a thought.

How about this one, Guy wants to sell a football club buyer comes forward.
Price & Deal is ACCEPTED, Let me see your books, reply Let me see your Money, OK

You can look at the Books, Reply OK.
Looking through Books talkes time CANNOT be rushed.
Guy Selling club, Getting itchy feet.
Buyer whats this we have found, Seller I,ve changed my mind cause the fans love me, I,m doing a vote.

Buyer we can sort this out Just talk to us, Nah the fans love me and want me to stay.

How about we offer ££££, Ah well, Why did you not say. The fans still love me though.
Buyer we know they do, Now sign below. Seller can i have stand named after me, Buyer cause you can now sign, OK

When you put it like that, it does make one wonder what the delay is?

Think we know what the delay is, It rhymes with Barge.

That’s such a fantastic story no one would ever believe it. Not just an eccentric scenario, but also beyond belief.
That’s a football club soap opera too far.

Have you got anyone for the major roles if it becomes a film…

You could have the following characters ..

The owner Mr Grasper

The advisor Old Father Time

The manager Mr Optimistic.

The players.

The wise fan.

The obedient fan.

I,ve got 2 so far.

ryan reynolds and rob mcelhenney.....Both have accepted.

I think the determination is there to build a team to just avoid relegation providing the lucky rabbits feet for each player arrive in time…we want to show the bottom third of this league we mean business and are aiming to be champions of the bottom third come hell or high water..we have a target, let’s get behind the lads and secure that top place in the bottom third…we can do it.

Imagine if Pools had been the subject of one of these Football Club Documentaries for the past 5 years....people would think it was a Spoof Documentary....it's that bad the way the Club has been ran and how the fans have been treat!!!!

Would probably win a comedy award.. ’Carry on Chairman’

or people would just turn it off after 5 minutes as they thought it was too silly and far fetched.

It's like an Ealing comedy featuring Norman Wisdom as The Board and also obedient fan. The Albanians will love it.

I suspect its more like The Thick of it with Singh as Malcolm Tucker.

Whichever it is , it's a really shit show.

Wackford Squeers comes to mind for some bizarre reason.

he was to boys education what raj is to club ownership.

You forgot "and they all lived happily ever after"