15 Grand a week and the vape man.

Porter and Boyd · **Posted:** Wed Apr 16, 2025 9:05 pm

We are currently losing 15k a week.Raj wants the deal done and the vape man of Hartlepool Chris Kelly is set to take over.

Underwhelming appointment if true. violin

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37839

Porter and Boyd wrote:

We are currently losing 15k a week.Raj wants the deal done and the vape man of Hartlepool Chris Kelly is set to take over.

Underwhelming appointment if true. violin

…?

Can we file this post under ‘Vague Speculation’

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7709

I think we file this Thread under, "Go Fuck your Self"

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37839

Well if you put it like that :laugh:

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7709

Snowy wrote:

Well if you put it like that :laugh:

You know who i,m refering to Snowy.

The one and only, Thank God. :laugh:

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2025 2:16 am

Well if Our resident Billy bullshitter P&B has announced it - there is zero chance of it being true.

Watch, he'll fuck off now and won't comment again on this thread, as per usual.

Disappointed by your most recent tale of woe.
Thought you were going to be a bit more creative and tell us that you'd been loitering outside the Big Brother house and you'd secured a consortium of binned off celebs- Micky Rourke, Michael FabriKunt and Trisha Goddard. :angry-screaming:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37839

Kettering Poolie wrote:

Well if Our resident Billy bullshitter P&B has announced it - there is zero chance of it being true.

Watch, he'll fuck off now and won't comment again on this thread, as per usual.

Disappointed by your most recent tale of woe.
Thought you were going to be a bit more creative and tell us that you'd been loitering outside the Big Brother house and you'd secured a consortium of binned off celebs- Micky Rourke, Michael FabriKunt and Trisha Goddard. :angry-screaming:

We should be understanding…he gets these ‘visions’ after drinking too much fabric softener.

Pools-on-trent · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:46 pm **Posts:** 142

In the unlikely event this even has a morsel of truth. Chris Kellys Phoenix2retail business is very successful and turn over is listed on companies house for last year at over 100m

Not that any of that matters because it's highly likely to be bollocks.

Ethel Cardew · **Joined:** Fri Apr 04, 2025 1:09 am **Posts:** 36

I wonder if any other club is like this, or just Pools? You know what I mean, the immense level of bullshit rumours. The manager ones are most common. Remember when Challinor went to Tranmere? How about us having Gavin Strachan as nailed on before we got stuck with Hartley?

Even in the 2000s it was like this "ya hear Meatloaf is gonna buy Pools?". "Christopher Timothy is gonna make a consortium!". The last one might be a joke.

Imagine on a Rochdale message board "Ere mate, you know that country singer lass Dolly Parton? She's gonna buy 'dale, there'll be rodeos at Spotland 'an everythin'".

Stomper409 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:06 am

[quote="Imagine on a Rochdale message board "Ere mate, you know that country singer lass Dolly Parton? She's gonna buy 'dale, there'll be rodeos at Spotland 'an everythin'".[/quote]

I heard it was Gracie Fields clappp

(One for us oldies).

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9832

Porter and Boyd wrote:

We are currently losing 15k a week.Raj wants the deal done and the vape man of Hartlepool Chris Kelly is set to take over.

Underwhelming appointment if true. violin

Should of Tryed harder in the cups n management selections.

Preitty much self inflicted from the Messiah.

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 797

Can’t even use a no smoke without fire gag, with being the Vape king.

15 Grand a week and the vape man.

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