Your probably all aware they moving house this weekend and we have their dog Jess. Just wanted to say to you dog lovers this particular dog has got to be the most beautiful loving sweet loving dog ever. She is so gentle so calm so easy going and so well behaved she has literally blown us away. We have had some truly amazing dogs over the years but she possibly trumps them all. Always found that dogs left with others often cry no stop and pace up and down etc. She looked slightly confused to see them leave and looked out the window and probably thought what the fook u 2 doing driving away but within 10 minutes she settled totally. We haven't told them but we are also moving today to the top of Scotland dont say anything to him but they dont have a hope in hell of getting her back like. That will teach the Starmer loving twat.

a touching story...i haven't cried as much since the last time i watched Lassie.

I havnt cried so much since Raj n Reynolds fooked up Darlow.

BTW...forgot to tell you...Jess voted for Starmer aswell.

Yes but we have Trumped you she has been watching the Donald speaking in all his campaign rallies none stop all night and started licking n kissing the screen. Our lass put on the news this morning and Starmers face appeared on the screen Jess basically tried to eat the telly barking & growing so much she had to turn off the news.

You will meet Jasper the friendliest Lion in the world on Easter Sunday.
Bag of dreamies n he will be your best pal for the day
Ps.
Don't forget the rocket fuel Vodka.

forget giving votes to 16 to 18 year olds lets start a campaign for votes for dogs.

I have got the percentage up to 97% hopefully " Our Kev " we can achieve your ambition of 100% for the early bird piss up promotion party.

Votes for 16 year olds? Let's weigh up the pros and cons of that idea.

The downside is that the vast majority of them will vote Labour.

The upside is that they will learn never to vote Labour again two years earlier than I did...

OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR

Those were tears of laughter!

Remember being down Church street either the day they went pop or the next day and seen loads of Poolie faces celebrating like we had won promtion in quite a few pubs. The laughter was pure gold at the time some started singing the darlow song " there's only one Georgie Reynolds one Georgie Reynolds walking along singing a song walking in the Reynolds wonderland.

Kenny Kenny Kenny you always crack me up and bring laughter to my home.

What does the inside of Doctor Who's tardis look like?

Slightly smaller than the inside of our lass's minge, but doesn't reek of prawn crackers.

I couldn't give a shit - I've grown out of watching that bollocks

but hit us with your pre prepared piss poor one liner, anyway.

Out of interest Kenny is that bigger or smaller than a wizards sleeve

A graphic but accurate observation that’s …er, enlightening.

Bit touchy aren't you?..I thought you being a teacher you'd think before you speak.Obviously not.

was i the only poolie who felt sorry for them at the time. never minded darlo as long as we did the double on them and finished above them in the league. there are others i,d love to see the back of more like man.u and the two scouse gits who feel football owes them and they invented it.

And thats you without a drink Kenny or is it...

quote="Kettering Poolie"]

I couldn't give a shit - I've grown out of watching that bollocks

but hit us with your pre prepared piss poor one liner, anyway.[/quote]

Bit touchy aren't you?..I thought you being a teacher you'd think before you speak.Obviously not. [/quote]

Be careful you will have to stand in the other corner of our classroom.

Bit touchy aren't you?..I thought you being a teacher you'd think before you speak.Obviously not. [/quote]

Be careful you will have to stand in the other corner of our classroom. [/quote]

That's soooo last week - I'm on Easter Parole for the next two weeks

On the subject of the loids popage - I wouldn't say I celebrated as couldn't bring myself to care that much about people so misguided.

However I do have this involuntary smile that crosses my face whenever I encounter a Heskulator, which then prompts a couple a verses of Georgey, Georgey, Show us yer Scarf!

Bit touchy aren't you?..I thought you being a teacher you'd think before you speak.Obviously not. [/quote]

Be careful you will have to stand in the other corner of our classroom. [/quote]

That's soooo last week - I'm on Easter Parole for the next two weeks

On the subject of the loids popage - I wouldn't say I celebrated as couldn't bring myself to care that much about people so misguided.

However I do have this involuntary smile that crosses my face whenever I encounter a Heskulator, which then prompts a couple a verses of Georgey, Georgey, Show us yer Scarf! [/quote]

Not touched a drop since February 10th mate.

She's hidden all me whisky up her flange and me satnav doesn't work up there...!

might have to buy a new one as your present purchase might need an update.