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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: cricket
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:14 pm 
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chip fireball wrote:
durhams game looks guaranteed to reach a quick conclusion. kent are 6 wickets down already and that includes a rain delay and lunch.


Aye, it's the top six too.

Get Jones out and they've a great chance to wrap these up for less than 150.

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chip fireball wrote:
lets hope for more rain.

Fook that; let's have the hailstorm of the century!

Not that I really care about Durham cricket me like.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:19 pm 
Have you been Chip?? :grin: :grin:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:24 pm 
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Last bloody wicket. banghead

That's all they have to get. :roll:

147 for 9 and now they're 176 for 9. :evil:

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: cricket
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:35 pm 
They should have bowled at his nads 29 runs ago.

Line and length. :wink:

Like Saturday nights in the Gem. :sweeeet:
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208 for 9 now :roll:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:46 pm 
Has Chip been though?? :grin: :grin:
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Mr Ripper
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Meanwhile in the 20/20 South Africa need 55 off the last 5 and a half overs to put England out of their misery before their last match!

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: cricket
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:56 pm 
Are you at that, Ken?? :grin: :grin:
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Pooliekev wrote:
Are you at that, Ken?? :grin: :grin:


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MadJohn wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Meanwhile in the 20/20 South Africa need 55 off the last 5 and a half overs to put England out of their misery before their last match!


And one crap Jacob Oram over later, they need 22 of 18 balls. Game over.


12 off 12 required now. :evil:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:08 pm 
Are you at that MJ?? :grin:
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Pooliekev wrote:
Are you at that MJ?? :grin:


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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:25 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
And yes Kev, I was indeed in Durban. I am now back in Canterbury :sweeeet:


Well done mate, excellent support. :grin: :grin:

Can we have a blow by blow account?? :shock: :shock:

Only it's not the same when you aren't there. :grin: :grin:
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PoolieChrissie
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PoolieChrissie
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Surrey 365 for 6 vs Lancashire - bad light stopped play
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Yorkshire 161 for 7 vs Hampshire - rain stopped play
Sussex 287 for 4 vs Worces. - bad light stopped play
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Durham 126 for 4 at close of play.
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PJ_Poolie
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:40 pm 
That was unbelievable hitting :shock:

The poor lad only bowled one bad ball, and that was a very difficult ball to hit for six a full toss outside off stump.

Whatever Flintoff said to him at the end the 18th over shouldn't have been said in hindsight, and almost inevitably Mascanenhas hit five sixes in row only a couple of weeks ago off the bowling of........ Yuvraj Singh :laugh: Step forward Mr Mascenenhas!!
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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:18 pm 
chip fireball wrote:
ramprakash is closing in on 2000, yes thats right 2000 county championship runs this season. he had 1700 before today.

on top of that he has been superb in every one day/ 20/20 game ive seen him in this season. any idea why he isnt playing for a crap england team mr mad john ?


He's far too nervous. Usually pukes before big games and when he was selected, the dressing room at the time had a 'prove yourself' attitude, whereas now, when selected all the other guys build you up.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:22 pm 
Have you been Chip?? :sweeeet:
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Pooliekev wrote:
Have you been Chip?? :sweeeet:


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Spender
 Post subject: Re: cricket
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:45 am 
Can't tell you what we've got here. :sweeeet:
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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:18 am 
MadJohn wrote:
Correction: make that 17 wickets in 2 days. Hick's out. Sussex are looking very strong favourites to me, unless it rains.


I agree; I can't see a relegated side holding out for two days. Remember as well, that they bowl more overs in the County Championship. Two full days equate to the same number of overs of half a test match!
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Kent are dead and buried aren't they. This match won't get past teatime, perhaps not even lunch.

Then bring on the rain over the sarf!

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All out 160. 52 to win.

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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:58 am 
Worcester 6 down. The light is bad there, but they've got the spinners on!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:03 pm 
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Karl Marx wrote:
The light is bad there!

Nimbus clouds? Image

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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:20 pm 
Durham have won.
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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:22 pm 
Karl Marx wrote:
Worcester 6 down. The light is bad there, but they've got the spinners on!


Sorry, only 4 down! Still over 200 needed to avoid the follow on. The light has improved as well!
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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:27 pm 
Karl Marx wrote:
Karl Marx wrote:
Worcester 6 down. The light is bad there, but they've got the spinners on!


Sorry, only 4 down! Still over 200 needed to avoid the follow on. The light has improved as well!


Worcester 171-5. Game over if you ask me.
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Karl Marx
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:02 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
Mushtaq is running through the Worcester line-up like, well, like a quality spinner through a bunch of county labourers.

He's got six, Worcs are eight down, still a day and a half to go, give them the medals.

Congrats to Durham on a great season, and a runners-up spot confised


Also, Mushtaq has now taken more wickets this season than Gibson. sadx
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Salty
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:48 pm 
it was a bloody close run thing though wasn't it?
Lancs nearly pulled it off!


I cant stand that Adams bloke down at Sussex, properly gives me violent tendencies he does
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