Limbrick's gone.....

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2025 12:47 pm

......For a good dump, before he gets on the coach to Eastleigh! :dance:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37139

Kettering Poolie wrote:

......For a good dump, before he gets on the coach to Eastleigh! :dance:

If he has a stubborn log jam and there’s teeth marks on the bog seat, he misses the coach and the rest could be history. clappp

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19437

Kettering Poolie wrote:

......For a good dump, before he gets on the coach to Eastleigh! :dance:

ooh you are awful but i still like you. if only the coach could leave him somewhere on the way down to increase our chances of a draw.

Stocksfield_Poolie · **Joined:** Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:29 pm **Posts:** 950

Better for the players to miss the coach, then we can forfeit the match and save face.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3846

Limpy.....after shitting himself...

Now look, I didnt get the result we wanted but there are a lot of positives still to take, I thought I squatted well, good positioning over the pan---but its just that last act of pulling my trousers down i need to work on.... I would never fault my arse's effort, its there for me day in day out.....I'll take away the learnings, watch it back on tape, wash out my skid marks and have another crack at it after eating a curry...

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2025 4:45 pm

loyal_fan wrote:

Limpy.....after shitting himself...

Now look, I didnt get the result we wanted but there are a lot of positives still to take, I thought I squatted well, good positioning over the pan---but its just that last act of pulling my trousers down i need to work on.... I would never fault my arse's effort, its there for me day in day out.....I'll take away the learnings, watch it back on tape, wash out my skid marks and have another crack at it after eating a curry...

Knowing his luck it'll be the dreaded 'magic shit' - when you're convinced you've been but the evidence has gone AWOL :angry-tappingfoot:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9288

More shit comes out of his mouth than arse.
Has to be sacked ASAP or its a major Destroyment of the 25/26 promotion budget ST Summer Sales

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7282

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

More shit comes out of his mouth than arse.
Has to be sacked ASAP or its a major Destroyment of the 25/26 promotion budget ST Summer Sales

Along with the people who recommended him, how long was his contract, more compo for Pools, managers must love being appointed at Pools get a few months in then the sack and walk away with compo or continue being paid till the end of their contract.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9288

Jamie1952 wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

More shit comes out of his mouth than arse.
Has to be sacked ASAP or its a major Destroyment of the 25/26 promotion budget ST Summer Sales

Along with the people who recommended him, how long was his contract, more compo for Pools, managers must love being appointed at Pools get a few months in then the sack and walk away with compo or continue being paid till the end of their contract.

Not all of them get compo due to probation periods.
And then it's not guaranteed as I'm sure Higgys ran on for a while.
Need a chairman who actually knows a bit about Football than passing it onto Bullshitters then deflecting the responsibility.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37139

loyal_fan wrote:

Limpy.....after shitting himself...

Now look, I didnt get the result we wanted but there are a lot of positives still to take, I thought I squatted well, good positioning over the pan---but its just that last act of pulling my trousers down i need to work on.... I would never fault my arse's effort, its there for me day in day out.....I'll take away the learnings, watch it back on tape, wash out my skid marks and have another crack at it after eating a curry...

Don’t forget the toilet paper…forget the 4 ply soft stuff, a roll of Badgers Arse toilet paper made fro from old sander belts and glass splinters will liven them up no end

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19437

Snowy wrote:

loyal_fan wrote:

Limpy.....after shitting himself...

Now look, I didnt get the result we wanted but there are a lot of positives still to take, I thought I squatted well, good positioning over the pan---but its just that last act of pulling my trousers down i need to work on.... I would never fault my arse's effort, its there for me day in day out.....I'll take away the learnings, watch it back on tape, wash out my skid marks and have another crack at it after eating a curry...

Don’t forget the toilet paper…forget the 4 ply soft stuff, a roll of Badgers Arse toilet paper made fro from old sander belts and glass splinters will liven them up no end

even Isal would be too good for him plus no soap or water in the bogs either.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19437

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Jamie1952 wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

More shit comes out of his mouth than arse.
Has to be sacked ASAP or its a major Destroyment of the 25/26 promotion budget ST Summer Sales

Along with the people who recommended him, how long was his contract, more compo for Pools, managers must love being appointed at Pools get a few months in then the sack and walk away with compo or continue being paid till the end of their contract.

Not all of them get compo due to probation periods.
And then it's not guaranteed as I'm sure Higgys ran on for a while.
Need a chairman who actually knows a bit about Football than passing it onto Bullshitters then deflecting the responsibility.

surely it cannot be all about lack of knowledge when pools could get an award for gross stupidity in running a football club. blame them far more than the most useless manager we have ever had.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9288

More bullshit from AL finding more positives from anutha non win game on radio Tees. :angry-tappingfoot:

MutleyRules · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:38 am **Posts:** 1214

He'd find positives at the bottom end of a battery.
Thanks Raj...much appreciated. clappp

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