Pearsons Plight

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3683

No matter how the season’s gone,
He backs Raj Singh, keeps marching on.
“Trust in him,” Walter Mitty Shithead boldly said,
But now he’s silent, his words unsaid.

He kissed the chairman’s ring with pride,
Blind to the losses, still by his side.
“Raj’s the man,” he’d always claim,
While the team faltered, bringing shame.

With his head up his backside, he couldn’t see,
The team’s decline, or the truth, you see.
Easily fooled, he kept on the fight,
Ignoring the signs, he’s full of shite.

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 23, 2025 10:58 pm

Reckon that's your best yet loyal!

You're building up quite a back catalogue -
We'll have to get you a mic and stool for the end of season promotion party! bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

Did ‘Walter Mitty Shithead ‘ actually exist….?

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:17 am

Snowy wrote:

Did ‘Walter Mitty Shithead ‘ actually exist….?

Could be an anagram of a person bbolt

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8845

loyal_fan wrote:

No matter how the season’s gone,
He backs Raj Singh, keeps marching on.
“Trust in him,” Walter Mitty Shithead boldly said,
But now he’s silent, his words unsaid.

He kissed the chairman’s ring with pride,
Blind to the losses, still by his side.
“Raj’s the man,” he’d always claim,
While the team faltered, bringing shame.

With his head up his backside, he couldn’t see,
The team’s decline, or the truth, you see.
Easily fooled, he kept on the fight,
Ignoring the signs, he’s full of shite.

Does he have 2 usernames on here.
bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

‘The Man who Never Was ‘…good film.
All about deception by creating a character to fool the ‘enemy’ into believing a certain course of action was being taken when it was in reality all a diversion, a ruse to distract while other more important steps were being taken.
The ‘enemy’ swallowed it hook line and sinker…land paid the price.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18756

Snowy wrote:

‘The Man who Never Was ‘…good film.
All about deception by creating a character to fool the ‘enemy’ into believing a certain course of action was being taken when it was in reality all a diversion, a ruse to distract while other more important steps were being taken.
The ‘enemy’ swallowed it hook line and sinker…land paid the price.

only problem was in the poolie version it would fool only the people it was meant to help.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

accrington fan wrote:

Snowy wrote:

‘The Man who Never Was ‘…good film.
All about deception by creating a character to fool the ‘enemy’ into believing a certain course of action was being taken when it was in reality all a diversion, a ruse to distract while other more important steps were being taken.
The ‘enemy’ swallowed it hook line and sinker…land paid the price.

only problem was in the poolie version it would fool only the people it was meant to help.

Admittedly a drawback…but was it meant to help them or distract them…

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Kettering Poolie wrote:

clappp Reckon that's your best yet loyal!

You're building up quite a back catalogue -
We'll have to get you a mic and stool for the end of season promotion party! bbolt

Good news that " Our Kev " has invited you and Loyal to the shit season party.

At this rate he might have to hire the Borough Hall for this mega event. :laugh:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8845

Leggie43 wrote:

Kettering Poolie wrote:

clappp Reckon that's your best yet loyal!

You're building up quite a back catalogue -
We'll have to get you a mic and stool for the end of season promotion party! bbolt

Good news that " Our Kev " has invited you and Loyal to the shit season party.

At this rate he might have to hire the Borough Hall for this mega event. :laugh:

Na

Just go in the Cemetery.
Scatter the bagheads n we sorted.
Make a Tarzy swing for Mr Gee n Mr D to play on.

:text-lol:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kettering Poolie wrote:

clappp Reckon that's your best yet loyal!

You're building up quite a back catalogue -
We'll have to get you a mic and stool for the end of season promotion party! bbolt

Good news that " Our Kev " has invited you and Loyal to the shit season party.

At this rate he might have to hire the Borough Hall for this mega event. :laugh:

Na

Just go in the Cemetery.
Scatter the bagheads n we sorted.
Make a Tarzy swing for Mr Gee n Mr D to play on.

:text-lol:

Only you " Our Kev " only you. :laugh:

At least it's a quiet and peaceful place to party. bbolt

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2025 12:42 am

Leggie43 wrote:

Kettering Poolie wrote:

clappp Reckon that's your best yet loyal!

You're building up quite a back catalogue -
We'll have to get you a mic and stool for the end of season promotion party! bbolt

Good news that " Our Kev " has invited you and Loyal to the shit season party.

At this rate he might have to hire the Borough Hall for this mega event. :laugh:

I'm honoured to have received such a prestigious invite - will have to get some new leather elbow patches for my Tweed jacket, and will obviously ensure that all the pencils in my top pocket are duly sharpened for the occasion! :dance:

Fuck it, I'm going to buy a new pair of Farrah's too, and dig out my best brogues! rolf

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