Raj Singh, the chairman so bold,
Whose grip on the game starts to fold.
When things go awry, he points with disdain,
Blaming others, avoiding the pain.

He whispers of others’ mistakes in the night,
But never his own, never his blight.
In the boardroom, he sits on his throne,
Yet the team’s failings are never his own.

A bailout is needed, but who will dare?
To fix the damage he left in the air.
Raj, it’s time to take some blame,
Instead of casting shadows on everyone’s name.

Ya better than Pam Ayres.

that should be a must for kids doing poetry at schools.

He is Pam Ayres, had the operation last year.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
clutching his season ticket,
Next year he’s decided now…
The club can go and stick it…(where the sun don’t shine)

Hartlepool United's for sale
Headlines the local Mail
What's the price, nobody knows
Raj will be here till he decides he goes

Like it or not that is real
Match day pain we continue to feel
One day he'll be gone and things may be better
Or worse, will we strike rich or remain as a debtor

Raj stood on a burning deck with a pocket full of crackers, one fell down his trouser leg and blown right off his knackers.

Loving this….

Bah bah Black Sheep, has a Season Ticket,
Now he’s decided into touch he’ll kick it,
Can’t you see or don’t they care,
This club just ain’t going anywhere.

Pam......Pam
Is that you?

4,000 poolies come down to the vic but when the game is over they were all fucking sick. so balls to you singhy and your arses on the board, if you,ve never been fucked up at a poolies game you,ll never be fucked up at all.

in the deep midwinter to poolies start to moan. the pitch looked soft and grassless and man to man they groan. fergys having a nightmare that everyone can see but skippy brings off madine, so we,ll end up back with lee.

Should we send for Mary Earps.
Or just ask Leggie for a gallon of Turps.

Win lose or draw we never say die
You once saved our skin Mr Singh but time for goodbye
But sell in good faith we implore
Administration just means a league trapdoor

Could we recover let's hope we don't go down that route
Potential buyers so far are noticeably mute
People with cash to burn on their hobby
Will do us fine, in fact just the jobby.

rajie singh went out to sea with the fans rep sat on his knee will he come back and sell to me only at a profit.

The family brewery ( me n Our Kev ) is not a fooking charity Mr.Derwent. That said you can still get your pensioners discount of 25% against all brands. I highly recommend Vodturps our latest brainchild with 88% proof.

Roses and Red,
Pools are f-king blue
Raj is a greedy doyle,
Now we’re trapped in a pit of utter despair watching our club rot.

It's a work in progress.

[quote="Mikey76"]Roses and Red,
Pools are f-king blue
Raj is a greedy doyle,
Now we’re trapped in a pit of utter despair watching our club rot.

It's a work in progress.[/quote

I think the word " Doyle " fooked up your chances.

A few more weeks and the PetrolWhiskey should of fermented.
Buy 2 get 1 free.
Just like that ticket offer Pools had on last week.

The biggest difference is though we will still be trading long after the good ship Hartlepool has sunk. The reason we are thriving at the moment is people are waking up and realising it's better to spend £20 ( buy 2 get one free ) at our brewery than give £22 to a circus clown. It's always party time at the Kevleg Brewery PLC and you always go home pissed and happy.

Very nice offer, much appreciated.

You will not be disappointed Mr. Derwent we do go that extra mile to help our customers. Come to think about it "Our Kev " went that extra mile this morning for a new customer but hasn't returned yet. I bet he didn't take any bus fare the silly twat.

Raji Singh went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Raj fell down and broke his crown and Pools came tumbling after.