Went to North Tees ( ward 38 ) on Wed to see family member. The nurse told me n our lass to be careful a severe bug is starting to spread. We washed our hands going into and out the ward. Anyway around midnight last night we both started feeling very poorly and have both had a very horrible severe sickness & diarrhea throughout the night which is slowly improving now so a head ups if you are due to visit the hospital try to put it off for now.
Been up until 7am and finally fell into a deep deep sleep. Then up pops the bunker mental people & effects. I dreamt I went into the shopping centre and it was a huge music venue and inside was a enormous bar with Noddy Holder and Slade getting pissed with Mutters. I went over to ask him what's this about and he said " I have paid for a night with Slade for all bunkerites " Then he shouted KPG over ( a man at least 6ft tall with a grey skinhead well built ) and said this is Kev KPG. We talked a while and Kev started handing out cans of John Smiths to everyone at the bar without barstaff. All three of us turned towards the stage when people started clapping only to see Mr I & Derwent stood with astronauts outfits on and helmets in hand drinking John Smiths. I recognised Mr I immediately and Derwent as Clegg. Mutters pointed to a massive round table in the middle of the floor and said look at all those bunker members isn't it great. Then a man looking very much like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came over and give Mutters a hug. I asked him who he was and he said " I am Ozzy " what I said Ozzy I thought you hated one another. Mutters said nar we have sorted our differences and moved on. A tall thin grey haired man then interupted and said to me do u know who I am I said no who are you he smiled and said Accy. He was with two other blokes and told me the little bald one was Loyal and the well built one Snowy. We shook hands exchanged nice words and moved to talk to Noddy Holder and the band at the bar for more John Smiths. Mutters said fook the event let's all get pissed up. KPG & Snowy took off their shirts and jumped on the bar throwing beer over everyone and dancing around. Mr I appeared next to us at the bar so I asked him why was he dressed in a astronauts outfit and he said look around it's fancy dress and you are the odd one out here not us. I turned and looked at Mutters KPG Snowy Accy Loyal Ozzy & others and he was spot on they had suddenly changed to various crazy outfits. Mutters a cave man with hand axe / Kev with a pair of speedos only / Snowy a white rabbit / Accy a hunters outfit and shotgun / Loyal dressed as a Mexican with sombrero & guitar / Ozzy a gun slinger
It was all blokes apart from Bluebones ( who is a friend ) he brought his misses along both dressed as Indians a chief and squaw
I noticed Noddy had something in his top pocket and asked what's moving in you pocket he told me to get a closer look and it was a tiny green frog pet. KPG opened the exit door and told me and Mutters to follow him so we did and we had suddenly arrived in kevs back garden just the 3 of us. He had loads of Vodka bottles on a wooden table and a greenhouse and a brick type out building. Everything was fantastic then Bluebones followed with his misses and tricked us all to put on a white coat with buckles at the back ( this was infact a real story from years back ) Me and Bluebones took the girls for an away game weekend at Cheltenham and had a blast his misses is extremely funny. Anyway that's the crazy dream I just had without any drink / Turps / or any other substances before you jump on it Kev. I think the 3 of us will be staying in these nice padded cells for quite a while yet. At least I met some fellow nice bunkerites and better still Mutters & Ozzy are now buddies.

Yeh mental bastard.

It wasn't me who organised the fooking event it was you so you are the mental bastard. Are you and Ozzy going for a few drinks tonight now that your besties

I blame the foooking bunker me like. If you work in a nut bin it must eventually effect your mind.

You’ve been warned about them undiluted Screen Wash cocktails.

Thats some heavy shit man!

Nar blue its something we all do mate dreaming. Afterall we are Poolies

Yes but Our Kev gets them for half price and we share so it's a win win.

By the way who’s paying for the dry cleaning of my White Rabbit suit cos I’m not

To be fair to Kev, he’s a Jeye's Fluid and dripping man with carbolic dusted on the top of the cocktail glass ( jam jar)..

Leave Our Kev alone he is my hero.

I’d best avert my gaze ……

I can't read stories that long, Even though I'd started to enjoy it

Reg your in big school now so pull up ya pants and read on.

No mention of me - I must have been on a school trip! Similar but different to the type of trip you were on Leggie!

Did you manage to establish from the now Besties - Why Dyke House?

(For the record my old man went there in the mid '50s and was on the board of governors for many years from the mid '90s)

Why Dyke House.

That Mr Boagey did used to wear a green track suit.

Exactly.

After reconsidering
our failure party.

































It is Deffo still ON.

No mention of you….? count your blessings..I’ve just been sectioned for being part of his dream…I’ve spent the night trying to gnaw through the restraining straps on my straight jacket and I have alibi

the bunkerites are certainly taking over the asylum and living in a pararell universe.