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 Post subject: You’ll never guess lads..
PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2025 1:15 am 
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…but our fate won’t be decided tonight ! So says the Dalai Lama of non league mediocrity Lennie Lawrence after the surrender against Barnet….


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Barnet are probably the best team in the league according to Len….he said the same about Gateshead and York after they piped us as well..ffs


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Barnet are probably the best team in the league according to Len….he said the same about Gateshead and York after they piped us as well..ffs

They’re a tidy little team, but nothing exceptional. We looked like a team who’d just been told before coming out the tunnel that there was a fault with the wages and they’d be getting paid in coconut shells this week. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Still trying to work out how the dwarf got on the pitch before Mads.
Most underwhelming signing of the season.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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He's right our season will more likely be defined by losing to Ebbsfleet, taking 1 of 6 points from Woking, 2 of 6 from Wealdstone, etc
Old man, dated ideas and tactics, out of his depth, should step aside right now and let the Aussie have a go and start building his team for next season. Thought the days if us being the butt of most comedians jokes were well and truly behind us, looks more as if they're going to get worse.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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He's not exactly wrong but what PTID says above is right, we needed to take advantage of the worse teams to be able to write off games against the best.
The bigger issue for me is LL has said we can't deal with Barnet/Gateshead/York, but we'll have to play at least one of those teams if we are to get in the play offs. If everything stays the same but we sneak in 7th we'd have to play Gateshead away first then if (by some miracle) we win that then York/FGR. You don't get through the playoffs playing for 0-0 so either he needs to find a way to hurt them or just give up on the playoff chat.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Krampesh wrote:
He's not exactly wrong but what PTID says above is right, we needed to take advantage of the worse teams to be able to write off games against the best.
The bigger issue for me is LL has said we can't deal with Barnet/Gateshead/York, but we'll have to play at least one of those teams if we are to get in the play offs. If everything stays the same but we sneak in 7th we'd have to play Gateshead away first then if (by some miracle) we win that then York/FGR. You don't get through the playoffs playing for 0-0 so either he needs to find a way to hurt them or just give up on the playoff chat.

pointless getting to the play offs apart from winning games to get there to keep the fans happier if you have not a cat in hells chance of proceeding further than the first game.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Krampesh wrote:
He's not exactly wrong but what PTID says above is right, we needed to take advantage of the worse teams to be able to write off games against the best.
The bigger issue for me is LL has said we can't deal with Barnet/Gateshead/York, but we'll have to play at least one of those teams if we are to get in the play offs. If everything stays the same but we sneak in 7th we'd have to play Gateshead away first then if (by some miracle) we win that then York/FGR. You don't get through the playoffs playing for 0-0 so either he needs to find a way to hurt them or just give up on the playoff chat.


Not a problem we wont make 7th.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Krampesh wrote:
He's not exactly wrong but what PTID says above is right, we needed to take advantage of the worse teams to be able to write off games against the best.
The bigger issue for me is LL has said we can't deal with Barnet/Gateshead/York, but we'll have to play at least one of those teams if we are to get in the play offs. If everything stays the same but we sneak in 7th we'd have to play Gateshead away first then if (by some miracle) we win that then York/FGR. You don't get through the playoffs playing for 0-0 so either he needs to find a way to hurt them or just give up on the playoff chat.


The problem is, as PTID has said above, we have shown that we are not even good enough to take the points from the worst teams. That is the most demoralizing issue for me. We go into Saturday's game against Braintree, pretty sure we wont wont win and on current form, a draw is the most likely result. It seems to me unless something changes we could easily end up uncomfortably close to a relegation threat.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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It's not even the defeats or draws, it's the manner in which we approach games. Last nights selection and tactics were embarrassing for a team supposedly targeting the play offs. The "have it" moment from Charman when he had time and acres of space shows our attitude. Every game is damage limitation rather than a genuine drive to take 3 points. Said it from the day he got the job Lennie is not the man we need, we'll finish between 10th and 15th imo having won a few, lost a few, drawn a lot.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Grayhoundend wrote:
Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.

When I saw the team sheet I assumed the coach had crashed and they had to use this makeshift team out of the survivors.

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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Snowy wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.

When I saw the team sheet I assumed the coach had crashed and they had to use this makeshift team out of the survivors.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Why is it our ball retention is so poor, we lose the ball as soon as we get it, our movement is slow to ponderous, we don't support our forwards up top, our midfield is uncreative and so easy to play through, our defence is slow and the whole team seem to play within themselves?, what are we doing in training?, I see no improvement, shouldn't we be asking questions of the coaching staff, this is just not acceptable, we deserve much better.

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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
Why is it our ball retention is so poor, we lose the ball as soon as we get it, our movement is slow to ponderous, we don't support our forwards up top, our midfield is uncreative and so easy to play through, our defence is slow and the whole team seem to play within themselves?, what are we doing in training?, I see no improvement, shouldn't we be asking questions of the coaching staff, this is just not acceptable, we deserve much better.


Some excellent questions. You wonder why our coaching staff haven't noticed these obvious shortcomings. Maybe they have but dont know what to do about it. Is it that we just dont have any quick players so Lawrence wants to defend deep so we dont get caught out which means the gap between the defence and the forward players is too big? I dont know. Maybe others on here have ideas.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Don't know who is worst - LL or Starmer - both doing SHIT in their respective jobs.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Chequers99 wrote:
Don't know who is worst - LL or Starmer - both doing SHIT in their respective jobs.


Dont forget Rachel from accounts. If it moves tax it and blame it on the Tories.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
Why is it our ball retention is so poor, we lose the ball as soon as we get it, our movement is slow to ponderous, we don't support our forwards up top, our midfield is uncreative and so easy to play through, our defence is slow and the whole team seem to play within themselves?, what are we doing in training?, I see no improvement, shouldn't we be asking questions of the coaching staff, this is just not acceptable, we deserve much better.

There’s no fight, no competitive spirit, no team spirit, no determination no will to win..just donkeys plodding along, going through the motions……they just don’t seem to have any pride or belief……so disappointing. sadx

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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Sarll stressed the need for fitness but there has been little to suggest that it has been implemented. Keeping possession requires players to keep moving into space so the one in possession has options. Winning the ball requires the opponent to be closed down quickly which requires speed and an appetite for the challenge. The Tees commentator said it looked as though Barnet had an extra man!

To perform for 90 minutes requires pace and fitness which is patently lacking in the current squad, most of whom should be given their P45's at the end of this season.
The requirement will then be for a decent manager to recruit replacements with the desired qualities which are simply not good enough at present.

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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Grayhoundend wrote:
Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Snowy wrote:
paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
Why is it our ball retention is so poor, we lose the ball as soon as we get it, our movement is slow to ponderous, we don't support our forwards up top, our midfield is uncreative and so easy to play through, our defence is slow and the whole team seem to play within themselves?, what are we doing in training?, I see no improvement, shouldn't we be asking questions of the coaching staff, this is just not acceptable, we deserve much better.

There’s no fight, no competitive spirit, no team spirit, no determination no will to win..just donkeys plodding along, going through the motions……they just don’t seem to have any pride or belief……so disappointing. sadx


This same shit happened same time last season.
Ye fully agree Snowy.
It's a total lack of Professionalism and self respect.
Know wonder our fans are getting angry.

It's underachievement on a major scale. :angry-tappingfoot:


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Our midfield recruitment was borderline sabotage by sarll and monks

We have a 35 year old crab in feather already and we recruit Sheron, Sloggett and hunter who are all of the same limited skill set…Sheron the best of the bunch but there are no complimentary skill sets there all just units who do way better without the ball than with it (Sloggett actually equally shite either way)
Add to that charman who is the same head down and graft but no ability sort of player and we really are awful to watch and really poor quality wise

We can at least get shot of some of this shit but charman and hunter will still be around and am sure Monks will be still in a job to recruit more shit on an even cheaper budget

Shelton for example absolutely head and shoulders above anyone we have ffs


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2025 6:09 pm 
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Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.

Why can't I explain?? sadx :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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MutleyRules wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.

Why can't I explain?? sadx :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Go on Mutters have your say mate don't be bullied. :laugh:


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MutleyRules wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.

Why can't I explain?? sadx :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Aw go on then, If you still want to bbolt

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Grayhoundend wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Can someone explain (not you Mutters :laugh: )
We go to FGRs (very good squad) and have a go, Lose (just) and i can live with that.
Then that defeatest tactics last night, And the club is shown up, Madine should have been on the moment we went 1 - 0 down.

Why can't I explain?? sadx :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Aw go on then, If you still want to bbolt

But don,t tell Leggie :laugh:


Only you Gray :wink: :laugh: clappp


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Not letting on to Mutters any more, I said don,t tell Leggie.
Cant keep a secret that lad
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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
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Not letting on to Mutters any more, I said don,t tell Leggie.
Cant keep a secret that lad
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Problem with Mutters is he likes his red wine so much he sometimes forgets where he lives half the time never mind keeping secrets. But the same bloke can definitely ride a bike pissed I once seen him going around and around and around the Hart Village roundabout looking for a way off. :laugh:


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I don't drink on a 'skool night'...got lost too many times. :laugh: :laugh:


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Leggie43 wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Not letting on to Mutters any more, I said don,t tell Leggie.
Cant keep a secret that lad
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Problem with Mutters is he likes his red wine so much he sometimes forgets where he lives half the time never mind keeping secrets. But the same bloke can definitely ride a bike pissed I once seen him going around and around and around the Hart Village roundabout looking for a way off. :laugh:


Think weve all been there abouts with tales to tell about the demon drink, UB40 put it into words.
Only goes to prove the bunker is full of REAL people.

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Our history WARTS an all, Is OUR history and not there for others to whinge about, If others don,t like it then fuck off to Utopia.


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MutleyRules wrote:
I don't drink on a 'skool night'...got lost too many times. :laugh: :laugh:


clappp :laugh: clappp


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Grayhoundend wrote:
Our history WARTS an all, Is OUR history and not there for others to whinge about, If others don,t like it then fuck off to Utopia.


Exactly Gray. :laugh:


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Grayhoundend wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Not letting on to Mutters any more, I said don,t tell Leggie.
Cant keep a secret that lad
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Problem with Mutters is he likes his red wine so much he sometimes forgets where he lives half the time never mind keeping secrets. But the same bloke can definitely ride a bike pissed I once seen him going around and around and around the Hart Village roundabout looking for a way off. :laugh:


Think weve all been there abouts with tales to tell about the demon drink, UB40 put it into words.
Only goes to prove the bunker is full of REAL people.


Mutters likes these aswell. :laugh:
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loyal_fan wrote:
Our midfield recruitment was borderline sabotage by sarll and monks

They’re midfielders…? That’s news to me. sadx

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kevin pooles gloves wrote:
Still trying to work out how the dwarf got on the pitch before Mads.
Most underwhelming signing of the season.


Im sure body shaming him doesn't help


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 Post subject: Re: You’ll never guess lads..
PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2025 12:20 pm 
Leggie43 wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Not letting on to Mutters any more, I said don,t tell Leggie.
Cant keep a secret that lad
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Problem with Mutters is he likes his red wine so much he sometimes forgets where he lives half the time never mind keeping secrets. But the same bloke can definitely ride a bike pissed I once seen him going around and around and around the Hart Village roundabout looking for a way off. :laugh:

Someone has had quite a good guess. :laugh:


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