Unanswered questions

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2025 4:03 pm

Do any of you have questions you would like the answers for but dont know where or dare not ask?

Here is a couple to kick it off.

1.Which local firm of solicitors represented the monkey when he was accused of being a French spy?

2. Which company has the contract to paint the White Cliffs of Dover?

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Who was it who made the decision to fake the moon landings.

PTID · **Joined:** Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:07 pm **Posts:** 3847

Why MCA?

elwood · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:31 pm **Posts:** 230

Why do dogs look so happy to be fed the same stuff every day but I hate having the same dinner 2 days running?

poolie1966 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:55 am **Posts:** 1168

How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?

Who picks up the shit from a guide dog?

PTID · **Joined:** Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:07 pm **Posts:** 3847

Who did let the dogs out?

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Who is Bluestreak bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

Bluestreak wrote:

Do any of you have questions you would like the answers for but dont know where or dare not ask?

Here is a couple to kick it off.

1.Which local firm of solicitors represented the monkey when he was accused of being a French spy?

2. Which company has the contract to paint the White Cliffs of Dover?

1. Fish, Sands & Pilotpierpoint….Solicitors.

2. Seagull Decorators….prop…Kitty Wake.

Infidel · **Joined:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:20 am **Posts:** 553

Was Leo Sayer really the last person to speak with Elvis?

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Why are we all so gullible to support Pools.

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:50 pm

Why Dyke House? bbolt

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:52 pm

Infidel wrote:

Was Leo Sayer really the last person to speak with Elvis?

Maybe the last Poolie, to step on his blue suede shoes!

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Kettering Poolie wrote:

Why Dyke House? bbolt

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22548

If vampires can’t see their reflection how come Dracula’s hair is always neat?

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:52 am

PTID wrote:

Why MCA?

Would have thought that was obvious -

'You can get have a good meal, you can get yourself clean and you can do whatever you feel!' bbolt

What's not to like!?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

Why was Manfred Mann so impressed by a girl walking down the street street snapping her fingers and stamping her feet singing Dooh Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Dee.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8845

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

Elephant Rock · **Joined:** Sat Oct 21, 2023 5:26 pm **Posts:** 23

Genuine question from my son when he was little...
If fish don't breathe air can they live in space?

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8845

Where did the Cup Runs money go?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

You are first to see the shite written on here, you post most of it. bbolt

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18756

why are devices sold as being smart are not.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 23, 2025 11:36 am

Kettering Poolie wrote:

Why Dyke House? bbolt

Only Oddie Oddball knows the answer to that. :laugh:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8845

derwent wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

You are first to see the shite written on here, you post most of it. bbolt

Don't you like animals

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

derwent wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

You are first to see the shite written on here, you post most of it. bbolt

Don't you like animals

Love them.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36231

derwent wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

derwent wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

You are first to see the shite written on here, you post most of it. bbolt

Don't you like animals

Love them.

Ratboy barking like hell this morning and our lass telling him to belt up but kept on barking…..sat down and watched him …turns out the window cleaner in the opposite garden was moving his ladder and everytime it popped up above the hedge line he barked ….he hates the window cleaner…his lady friend was doing the dog version of filing her nails and yawning. :laugh:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

derwent wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Why do dogs think when there’s a knock on the door it’s for them.

Because they Ellish.
Cats n Dogs are brilliant at talking to humans in meow n bark mode.
Sometimes I understand them more than humans.

Especially when I read some of the shite on here! :animals-dogrun:

You are first to see the shite written on here, you post most of it. bbolt

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