This has always puzzled me, but ....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

....does any body on here actually have a job? I get up, have my breakfast, look at the board, go to work, ....come home and the boards covered in posts. :? ...... so that means ;
1. There's a Jobcentre where the Jobseekers are abusing the equipment.
2. Lottery winners... :laugh:

no chance.
3. Office wallahs with a really boring job whose company is about to go bust.
....now let me guess. :roll:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:39 pm

How about freelance translator working from home who spends the day in front of a computer but doesn't get paid jack shyt if he doesn't work?

There is however plenty of time between sentences to post on here :)
You see I charge such exorbitant prices and work so quickly that an hour or two a day does it :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:41 pm

window cleaner. crap job reliant on weather. also reliant on having transport-currently i dont.did you know mine blew up and got scrapped?
when i dont work i come on here to relieve the boredom

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:47 pm

I work at home as well, well for a bit longer.When they find out how to do it they're giving me redundancy. Gerrin!!! :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

Pooliekev wrote:

I work at home as well, well for a bit longer.When they find out how to do it they're giving me redundancy. Gerrin!!! :grin:

....can a porn star in 'specialist' films be made redundant?

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:53 pm

We aren't allowed to talk about those things any more. It gets in the way of Chips campaign to sack the board apparently. :roll:

But yes I suppose so, I mean it's always the position and not the person that gets made redundant isn't it??

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:01 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

We aren't allowed to talk about those things any more. It gets in the way of Chips campaign to sack the board apparently. :roll:

But yes I suppose so, I mean it's always the position and not the person that gets made redundant isn't it??

Interesting...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

Pooliekev wrote:

We aren't allowed to talk about those things any more. It gets in the way of Chips campaign to sack the board apparently. :roll:

But yes I suppose so, I mean it's always the position and not the person that gets made redundant isn't it??

....talk away, I think chip has...' issues', unless he's a 'chip off the old block' and the block was ..... :shock:

H-E-A-D-L-A-N-D-E-R :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

offshorepoolie wrote:

offshore drilling rig on the salty north sea

I'd have sworn you were a vet...!!! :shock:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:02 pm

Student in Hull.

It's bloody brilliant.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

Studying what.....Midwifery in the middle Ages? Gay paragliding in Peru and it's effect on the Gerbil population? Dibbles diet...?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:26 pm

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Student in Hull.

It's bloody brilliant.

The words, Hull and brilliant together are a very rare thing

Hull is one of the few places that make me feel middle class

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

i wonder if you can guess what i do?
shift work can give plenty of time for posting

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:40 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Student in Hull.

It's bloody brilliant.

The words, Hull and brilliant together are a very rare thing

Hull is one of the few places that make me feel middle class

Honestly depends where you were boss, as a student it's great. £42 a week rent, all bills and free internet included. Plus it's students everywhere (anywhere around Cottingham and Beverley Roads, and Newland Avenue) and a great Uni (top 5 this year). Not bad at all.

Bransholme, Orchard Park, etc etc... rough as fook. I love it though, it has its charms.

And Snowy: dissertation on the First World War, and Western Occupation: 1940-45 and British Maritime Interests 1800-1914 on the side. Not too bad. If I did Dibble's diet for a dissertation, I don't think I'd be able to stick to the 10,000 word limit :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:49 pm

no6bus wrote:

i wonder if you can guess what i do?

No, don't tell us, I'm working on it!

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Work in an emergency access hostel for homeless 16-21 yr olds in Newcastle.
Do one Late and one sleep in a week so start late on those days. Plus pack all my hours into four shifts so have Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays off.
Hopefully this time next year I'll be working for myself.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

[quote= If I did Dibble's diet for a dissertation, I don't think I'd be able to stick to the 10,000 word limit :laugh:

[/quote]Surely 10,000 calories...per meal! :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:27 am

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Student in Hull.

It's bloody brilliant.

The words, Hull and brilliant together are a very rare thing

Hull is one of the few places that make me feel middle class

Honestly depends where you were boss, as a student it's great. £42 a week rent, all bills and free internet included. Plus it's students everywhere (anywhere around Cottingham and Beverley Roads, and Newland Avenue) and a great Uni (top 5 this year). Not bad at all.

Bransholme, Orchard Park, etc etc... rough as fook. I love it though, it has its charms.

I went to Uni in 'Ull too and thought it was class.

Plenty of cheap booze and even more cheap women. :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:41 am

Mr ADG wrote:

Snowy wrote:

....does any body on here actually have a job? I get up, have my breakfast, look at the board, go to work, ....come home and the boards covered in posts. :? ...... so that means ;
1. There's a Jobcentre where the Jobseekers are abusing the equipment.
2. Lottery winners... :laugh:

no chance.
3. Office wallahs with a really boring job whose company is about to go bust.
....now let me guess. :roll:

Defo 3. Bored bored bored.

Hopefully, for you lot, my message board days may be about to end.

It looks like I may be about to hit the road, and do some work.

Jesus.

They must be putting a retraining package together for you?? :roll:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Sadly, I am going nowhere and will probably be taken out of the forum in a box. I bet someone is going to say "it can be arranged"?? :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:58 am

Mr ADG wrote:

Your outfit could be part of my plans........................if any of you fookers actually knew the name of your company. :wink:

My EX outfit my old onanastic chum!!! :wink:

If you wish I can still get the relevant chappie to contact you as he is a mate and an all round good egg.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

Mr ADG wrote:

Snowy wrote:

....does any body on here actually have a job? I get up, have my breakfast, look at the board, go to work, ....come home and the boards covered in posts. :? ...... so that means ;
1. There's a Jobcentre where the Jobseekers are abusing the equipment.
2. Lottery winners... :laugh:

no chance.
3. Office wallahs with a really boring job whose company is about to go bust.
....now let me guess. :roll:

Defo 3. Bored bored bored.

Hopefully, for you lot, my message board days may be about to end.

It looks like I may be about to hit the road, and do some work.

So you finally got the icecream van through it's test eh? I'll have a 99, don't spare the monkey blood

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:26 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

Snowy wrote:

....does any body on here actually have a job? I get up, have my breakfast, look at the board, go to work, ....come home and the boards covered in posts. :? ...... so that means ;
1. There's a Jobcentre where the Jobseekers are abusing the equipment.
2. Lottery winners... :laugh:

no chance.
3. Office wallahs with a really boring job whose company is about to go bust.
....now let me guess. :roll:

Defo 3. Bored bored bored.

Hopefully, for you lot, my message board days may be about to end.

It looks like I may be about to hit the road, and do some work.

Jesus.

They must be putting a retraining package together for you?? :roll:

No my good buddy..................I am about to embark on getting this wanky company's supply chain sorted.

Your outfit could be part of my plans........................if any of you fookers actually knew the name of your company. :wink:

You are actually going to WORK? Do you want a dictionary to look up the definition? You won't like it you know :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

If he's gonna work, that means his posts will dry up during the day .... just imagine Dibble as a lifeboatman...the call goes out and he's busy benging out a post about someting of no importance while hundreds drown..... :roll:

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:37 pm

Snowy wrote:

If he's gonna work, that means his posts will dry up during the day .... just imagine Dibble as a lifeboatman...the call goes out and he's busy benging out a post about someting of no importance while hundreds drown..... :roll:

None of Dibble's posts are of no importance - ask him :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

That's the good thing about the board, you can get a word in ... !!! :laugh:

This has always puzzled me, but ....

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