but the whole show would be set around him and he,d be the main actor who most likely be the local vicar as well..

It’s started all the ancient Christmas records being played on the radio, there is even a new version of Do they Know it’s Christmas, for FFS who wants to hearing this stuff, wrist slashing material.

They’ve probably need the money, they can only live for so long on the money they made thirty years ago….. call me a cynic… but I share your displeasure with this crap.

black friday followed by cyber monday. now thats wrist slashing if there ever was.

Slade gross half a million on royalties every year from the song Merry Christmas.

its not their fault its the royalties system that allows it. eventually if they live long enough they,ll get sod all thankfully.

Noddy wrote it sat on the toilet in a few minutes and knew back then that it would set him up for life.

Sound bloke is Noddy.

He was talking on Monday about it…. apparently it was based on the first song he wrote in the mid 60’s.

I've read Noddy's Autobiography and a few Slade books. Some of the things they got upto to make money in the early days playing in Germany....

https://youtu.be/qp3wAK3uzjM?feature=shared

Christmas with Slade.

It’ll be more fun than Christmas with Cliff.

How did that poor excuse for a singer become a World superstar singer. Complete horrible twat.

I can't stand him but he was quite good in the 50's and early 60's....nah....I still can't stand him!!

even worse now as he has an extra box to tick if he started up.

All them girls chasing him as well…all to no purpose.

they still do but they are all of pension age and refuse to listen to anything said about him thats not favourable to them.

What is it with Seaton early doors…I was walking along the prom with the dogs near the Staincliffe in the this mornings twilight …..and coming towards me like a ghostdressed all in white and about 4 stone dripping wet, was a lad with a back pack with two speakers belting out some banal Ibiza anthem that kept being interrupted by the sound of a sink draining …..weird.
Unless I’m still dreaming it.

Told you to stay off the foooking Turps it foooks with your mind.

The turps never did me any harm …. but those aviation fuel/viagra cocktails can ruin you day.

Everytime you're out at Seaton early doors you see something weird. Do you think the weirdos go home and post on their 'bunker'...that angry looking bloke was out again with his Ratter Dogs staring...I mean STARING...I think he's weird!!

Nah not every morning, feck all happens on a Tuesday…..I’m never ‘angry’ I just look at them with complete indifference…starlings the dog’s job.

Starlings...and rats.

Anything breathing….or not breathing come to that.

wonder why not tuesday. that wasn,t even half day closing back in the day.

Because I was being Facetious…..nothing happens at all most mornings, but when it does, it occasionally borders on the bizarre .
Ah the joy of being your own master, no one telling you what to do and sitting watching the tide come in.

waiting for the post when the tide stops coming in.

You sound like Robinson Crusoe.

Nonsense….by the way …. have you seen Man Friday anywhere about

Funny you ask I was at his restaurant last night in Teesside Park.

I best not as you mightn’t know just what you had

Or Otis Redding...Vic and Bob style.

Now that really appeals to me…

Knew it would Snowy.

Was on the Isle of Man in 2012….staying at an hotel with the room overlooking the sea and had a couple of hours to kill before going out…our lass had a bath and sat watching the telly so I actually sat and watched the tide come in …she asked I told her and she didn’t believe me..like I gave a flying feck.

Was down Seaton this morning ………….that’s it.

Nothing happened...no weirdos??

if only the bunker was read by millions more the council could make a fortune by charging people down there at some siilly o,clock to become snowy watchers. or a new christmas record about mad dogs and a poolie man out in the seaton gloom to save on electric and gas.

I tell a lie there.
I was down with Ruby and Mylo and it was as dead as a gym at 10.30 on a Sunday night.
Drops the wife off at 10 for her fitness meet up at the Steelworks bridge car park…Then this very old bloke who must have lived on a diet of lard went past dressed like a freestyle entry in a Pride Rally….a vision in turquoise who moved so slowly he was moving like a glacier, a glacier who hadn’t been very well, a lump of a man with a huge cotton wool beard.
In my humble opinion, he’d left getting fit a bit late.

For the record our house is sub tropical..I just pay the bills for it.

Went to Seaton today……that’s it.

I know a weirdo is name is Kermit the green slimey frog.

Why would a group of ‘wimmin’ go skinny dipping at ‘daft o’clock’ in the morning down there yesterday …?

He must be due back at Jim Henson’s Muppet workshop for his long overdue service soon, they say bits are falling off him and his head stuffing coming out of his mouth and ears resulting in gibberish..

remember the good old days of weather forecasts that actually only forcasted strong winds as being just that without having to put a name to them. does naming them make em more severe in the eyes of the general public.

Think it helps to boost the old climate change stuff, same as the colours on the weather chart being more vivid and the three weather warnings…love when the advise you to stay at home, but your boss ain’t buying it.

remember back in the good old days when even if most of the buses stayed in the garage those who did came in got paid and the ones that didn,t got what they deserved sod all. actually a few of us who did not live local but got in were paid a few hours extra but had to keep it to ourselves.