I'm up at 6am....waste of time going to bed....so I'm not!!!!
Had a good night tonight but got a lot of things on me mind....so I'll only be tossing and turning till 6am!!!!
Feck it....I'll be more awake if I just stay up....*!!!!
*and talk absolute bollox to myself on here....as usual....no-one's joined in for 2 days!!!!
Apart from a couple of new Posters and Posters who only ever post now and then!!!!
Post more please....it makes me look inteligent when our lasses mates come in and I'm sat at the Computer....and it isn't Porn!!!!
True....I've heard them!!!!
BTW....and this has feck all to do with the above but....
Hands up all those that have a Toilet Roll Holder next to their Computer....and a 16 pack of Andrex Copies next to your Printer!!!!
I have but our lass thinks it's sick....'what will the neighbours say she says'????
'No sound on after 21.36 I say so she'll hear feck all'!!!!
'No' she says....'what if they come in and see your supply of Tissue and a Toilet Roll Holder next to your Computer'????
Me....
'Heavy Cold'????
'Hay Fever'????
Mrs.Mutley....'Can't I just tell them the truth.....'????
Me....'NOOoooo'!!!!
Her again....carrying on from when I butted in and said 'NOOoooo'....
'He's that addicted to The Bunker I'm actually sick of cleaning/boiling his shitty duds cos the dirty bastard would rather shit his self....or as he calls it....have a 'Cloudy Fart'....than get up and actually go to the Toilet....cos he has to 'Check The Bunker'!!!!
'He says that after everything....work....play....rest....mars bar....flumps....highland toffee bars....THE BUNKER COMES FIRST!!!!'
Has she finished????
Or is that me pretending to be Mrs.Mutley....'Slap'....'Ouch'....
Feck knows....I'm lost....but I know what she means....and I know what he means!!!!
Who's right you may ask....Ppff....not bothered....at all....in the slightest....couldn't give two fecks....K-Tel released some great Albums!!!!
