The Main Discussion board. Topics are occasionally about Hartlepool United.

Please note that political correctness is rigorously ignored.

As the name suggests, a home for those memorable posts by the legend himself.

A place to transfer the utter bollocks that is being spread by people who probably need psychiatric help.

The travels and travails of Mr Escape Goat

A fortified emplacement complete with mined approaches and a selection of defensive machine gun positions.

For the days when you just can't get there.

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Where you can buy stuff off dodgy gadgies