you will all get season tickets WHEN HE SIGNS

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

OMG!! FOOKING HELL GERRRINNNNNNNNN.

:grin:

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 786

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

OMG!! FOOKING HELL GERRRINNNNNNNNN.

:grin:

Lennox Lewis? Riddick Bowe? Herbie Hide? John Feeney?

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Darrell Duffy?
Danny Graham?
Tommy Miller?
Dimitrios Konstantopoulos (to sign his contract)?
Adam Boyd?
Don Hutchinson?
Steve Howard?
Eifion Williams (on a pay as you play basis)?
Steve Harper?
Nicky Southall?
Jon Parkin?

In a nutshell, those are all the "big" signing rumours I've heard off the top of my head. Top to bottom in order as most heard, with Duffy beign the most and Parkin the least. Is it any of those?

Give us clues.

I had a dream last night that we signed a bit player but I can't remember who.

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

bigger than all of them.

This is in the gordon watson ballpark but 50% better.

I'm going to SCREAM its so EXCITING.

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

I'LL knock you out rolfl

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Malcolm Christie :wink:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

bigger than all of them.

This is in the gordon watson ballpark but 50% better.

I'm going to SCREAM its so EXCITING.

Guy Wittingham?

Give us clues. Answer yes or no to these:

Is he male?
Is he tall?
Is he small?
Has he ever played for a team wearing blue?
Is he an international or ex international?
Does he have black hair?
Is he in his thirties?
Has he played under Danny Wilson before?
Is he a striker?
Is he a midfielder?
Is he a keeper?
Is he a defender?
Is he from the north east?

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

The Lightning Tree wrote:

Malcolm Christie :wink:

Yes but he said Gordon Watson plus 50% so I'm expecting better.

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

ADG wrote:

Daniel.

He doesnt fookin know...........he is not me ya know. :roll:

Well you can answer them then.

Think of it this way, if someone big does sign...how do we know that you knew? :wink:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

I know who it is...

.....................................Paulo Di Canio. :sweeeet:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

ADG wrote:

I wonder if Izale McCleod is staying in division 4. :roll:

I hope he doesnt come to us.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 4:10 pm

ADG wrote:

2. I will lie. :laugh:

It's true Mr Guant, him and the truth are complete strangers.

You can't even believe the 'Engaged' sign on the lavvy door when he's in there with his copy of Audit Monthly. :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 4:16 pm

ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

ADG wrote:

2. I will lie. :laugh:

It's true Mr Guant, him and the truth are complete strangers.

You can't even believe the 'Engaged' sign on the lavvy door when he's in there with his copy of Audit Monthly. :roll:

you spelt gaunt wrong yer daft get. :laugh:

No, I've spelt it right.

HE'S spelt it wrong :evil:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Pooliekev wrote:

ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

ADG wrote:

2. I will lie. :laugh:

It's true Mr Guant, him and the truth are complete strangers.

You can't even believe the 'Engaged' sign on the lavvy door when he's in there with his copy of Audit Monthly. :roll:

you spelt gaunt wrong yer daft get. :laugh:

No, I've spelt it right.

HE'S spelt it wrong :evil:

Gaunt: bleak, desolate, or grim, as places or things: a gaunt, windswept landscape.

Guant is latin for something, might be glove. :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 4:24 pm

DanielGaunt wrote:

Gaunt: bleak, desolate, or grim, as places or things: a gaunt, windswept landscape.

Guant is latin for something, might be glove. :roll:

See?? Told you!!

Now do you want to be bleak, desolate or grim?? Might as well change your name to Daniel Headland or Daniel Wallsend or Daniel Clavering....

Now a nice stylish string back driving glove.................. :wink:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Pooliekev wrote:

DanielGaunt wrote:

Gaunt: bleak, desolate, or grim, as places or things: a gaunt, windswept landscape.

Guant is latin for something, might be glove. :roll:

See?? Told you!!

Now do you want to be bleak, desolate or grim?? Might as well change your name to Daniel Headlander:

You must be fooking joking.[/b]

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 4:39 pm

Another pointless "I know something you dont know" thread.
Its just like being in a primary school playground,or even on rivals.

stupoolie · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 4:41 pm

Is it John Paul Mcgovern :shock:

?

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

OK A LITTLE CLUE

he has a S somewere in his name.

can't say no more,this comes from my mate who works at pools.He would get the sack.

oh and a fee is involved.

200-000 +

IOR WANT another promotion.

KEEP the faith and get those season tickets bought.

ALL BACK IOR.

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 786

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

OK A LITTLE CLUE

he has a S somewere in his name.

Sid Waddell???

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 5:12 pm

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

OK A LITTLE CLUE

he has a S somewere in his name.

can't say no more,this comes from my mate who works at pools.He would get the sack.

oh and a fee is involved.

200-000 +

IOR WANT another promotion.

KEEP the faith and get those season tickets bought.

ALL BACK IOR.

Can I humbly suggest that possibly seventy per cent of people have a letter 's' in their name, you could have gone spread betting and said an 'e' as well.

There is also an 's' in 'crock of shit.....' :roll:

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

There is also an 's' in 'crock of shiit.....' :roll:

[/quote]

cheeky fooker

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 5:43 pm

Yeah, well to be honest there's someone on every message board in the country playing this 'my mate knows but he'll get the sack if anyone finds out' game so forgive me if it rings a little hollow.

No-one is sworn to secrecy in a transfer situation if it gets to club level. Christ, you've only got to look through the window!!

Name me the message board poster who named the new goalkeeper before he was unveiled??

No-one that's who. How come your mate didn't come up with that one then?? Y'know your mate who works at the club?? What's his name then??

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 6:26 pm

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

OK A LITTLE CLUE

he has a S somewere in his name.

can't say no more,this comes from my mate who works at pools.He would get the sack.

oh and a fee is involved.

200-000 +

IOR WANT another promotion.

KEEP the faith and get those season tickets bought.

ALL BACK IOR.

Bullshit.
Either tell us what youve heard or keep your gob shut.

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

theres an s in Tosser.

katcha · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 7:26 pm

theres also an s in arsehole

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Is it Suzy Creamcheese ex groupie with the Mothers of Invention?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 7:58 pm

Hawklord wrote:

Is it Suzy Creamcheese ex groupie with the Mothers of Invention?

I heard that rumour too! It was from a reliable source so there may be some truth in this!

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

Michael Bridges?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36577

The 's ' stands for 'someone' ...we're signing 'someone'.... technically correct but bollocks all the same.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36577

chip fireball wrote:

is he gonna give us all a cut of his signing on fee to pay for the season tickets then cos thats the only way most of us will be able to afford them . :wink:

.... I have a tunnel under the Town End Chip...are you willing to join the the tunnel rota .... ? :laugh:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:04 pm

I think somethings wrong with me laptop......

I've just tried to log on to The Bunker, and yet have somehow been inadvertently redirected to Rivals...haven't i? :uhoh:

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

It was coming

katcha · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 10:01 pm

Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:

I think somethings wrong with me laptop......

I've just tried to log on to The Bunker, and yet have somehow been inadvertently redirected to Rivals...haven't i? :uhoh:

JimmyGiro · **Joined:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:02 pm **Posts:** 381

What about the green sliding barriers behind the Mill House. Was up and over them in a second. rage

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 11:36 pm

Speaking of Stewards - I think i might become one because then I get paid 20 quid for watching the match rather than paying 20 bar for the privilidge.....

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Jonny wrote:

Speaking of Stewards - I think i might become one because then I get paid 20 quid for watching the match rather than paying 20 bar for the privilidge.....

Yeah but u've got to face the crowd...

Anyhow what happened to Baldy Steward from the Town End?

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 11:49 pm

You're supposed to face the crowd but very few of them do......

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 11:50 pm

AH nicking in,now that does bring back those memories. :uhoh:

IDEA,is it still possible. :!:

Is there an S in Duffy. confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 12:45 am

poolymad wrote:

IDEA,is it still possible. :!:

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

ok my friends name is Phil Peverley.

So go and ask him yourselves :evil:

i'm gobsmacked by some of the replies in this thread.

Some of you need a SMACK off my big right hand :razz:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 4:17 am

Right so now the world and his wife AND all the Bunkerites know that Phil Peverley is leaking the name of a major new signing.

His goose is already cooked so either shit or get off the pot.

Oh and tell him respect to him and his brother Don for the excellent 'Bye Bye Love....' :wink:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 6:27 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Oh and tell him respect to him and his brother Don for the excellent 'Bye Bye Love....' :wink:

ach who cares bout the signings - i just wish august would hurry up - more work in the bloody garden tomorrow! - still 'it'll all be worth it'.... :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36577

chip fireball wrote:

when we played leeds in the cup in the 70's there was 16500 paid in and about 4500 nicked in.

at one point it was like a scene from the film zulu with the bobbies on the vic side of the fence trying in vain to quell the tide of rampaging invaders coming over from the dog track side.

the bobbies would arrest a handfull but more and more kept coming, so all they could do was grab the odd one coming over the fence, rush him down to the gate, chuck him out and then race back to the fence to try and stop him nicking in again.

i dont know how many was in the town end that night but we were squeezed together so tight it was a job and a half to get your hands out of your pockets to clap.

for all you youngsters who have no idea what i is on about, imagine this. if you get 7000 in the vic now it seems pretty busy. in them days the ground was smaller and they got 20,000 in. god only knows how they managed it.

Till they moved the holding kennels in the dog track over to the Town End... even now I can remember the screams of two lads in the late 70's who made the mistake..... rolfl

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 10:23 am

chip fireball wrote:

if you get 7000 in the vic now it seems pretty busy. in them days the ground was smaller and they got 20,000 in. god only knows how they managed it.

Safe grounds are for wimps!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 10:25 am

JimmyGiro wrote:

What about the green sliding barriers behind the Mill House. Was up and over them in a second. rage

Hey Jimmy where have you been? Did you get lost on the way back from Cardiff?
Or just sulking because you ran out of Dom Perignon?

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 12:07 pm

dawlishmonkey wrote:

theres an s in Tosser.

So why doesn't Dibbs get this treatment when he plays this game?

Where's that link to the guys from Wiki talking about Blogging and incivility?

SuperGordonWatson · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 12:18 pm

Isn't the esteemed Mr Peverley one of the club doctors ?

Could be we're looking for a new medic signing too :shock:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 1:43 pm

ADG wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

dawlishmonkey wrote:

theres an s in Tosser.

So why doesn't Dibbs get this treatment when he plays this game?

Where's that link to the guys from Wiki talking about Blogging and incivility?

What game? Remember this posh fooker.............. :grin:

...........I am the law around here. :sweeeet:

Denis Law?

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2007 1:58 pm

ADG wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

dawlishmonkey wrote:

theres an s in Tosser.

So why doesn't Dibbs get this treatment when he plays this game?

Where's that link to the guys from Wiki talking about Blogging and incivility?

What game? Remember this posh fooker.............. :grin:

...........I am the law around here. :sweeeet:

I thought you'd fooked off? Go on then... :laugh:

you will all get season tickets WHEN HE SIGNS

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