Wayne Rooney

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Arrested in the states, too much bevvy apparently

horden · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:59 pm

Disgraceful ! what is it with the British and their obsession with binge drinking?. I bet his missus wasn't happy, he will be paying for it now.

horden · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:00 pm

phil wrote:

Arrested for swearing and public intoxication. Imagine how many people would get arrested for that over here!

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Smokin Joe · **Joined:** Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1116

First class tosser, always has been, always will be.

horden · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:18 pm

He's saying it was because he took sleeping tablets now , yeah right !

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37538

I blame the hair transplant. Drilling all them holes in his head can’t have done him much good. :laugh:

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:44 am

Snowy wrote:

I blame the hair transplant. Drilling all them holes in his head can’t have done him much good. :laugh:

Be like drilling into wood.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

My fault for getting up too late. I've missed the outrage bus.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:21 am

They have a funny attitude to what counts as 'intoxicated' in some parts of America.

A friend of a friend went out there for a wedding do, and had a few beers as you do. Quite late on he was feeling peckish, and because they didn't have a kebab shop handy he decided to walk to the nearest 24/7 KFC drive through, which was about a mile up the road.

As no one walks anywhere in America apparently, a passing police car thought he was no good and stopped him. They asked him what he'd been drinking etc (standard British wedding do gauge by all accounts), and decided that he was some kind of alcoholic monster and arrested him.

They banged him up for the night, and he had to wear orange overalls, which are reserved for mental health patients. They just couldn't get their heads round the fact that British people routinely drink more than the average Yank, and would consider walking more than the length of their drive to get in their car.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

poolieinnottingham wrote:

They have a funny attitude to what counts as 'intoxicated' in some parts of America.

A friend of a friend went out there for a wedding do, and had a few beers as you do. Quite late on he was feeling peckish, and because they didn't have a kebab shop handy he decided to walk to the nearest 24/7 KFC drive through, which was about a mile up the road.

As no one walks anywhere in America apparently, a passing police car thought he was no good and stopped him. They asked him what he'd been drinking etc (standard British wedding do gauge by all accounts), and decided that he was some kind of alcoholic monster and arrested him.

They banged him up for the night, and he had to wear orange overalls, which are reserved for mental health patients. They just couldn't get their heads round the fact that British people routinely drink more than the average Yank, and would consider walking more than the length of their drive to get in their car.

They probably thought he was mad for not just driving as drink driving commonplace over there due to the none walking thing, and any self respecting Brit could pass that sobriety test after a decent session.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Smokin Joe wrote:

First class tosser, always has been, always will be.

I'm not sure he is to be honest, he just seems a fairy normal quiet lad to me. He married the lass he met at school and doesn't appear to have changed a lot, all of his misdemeanours over the years have been pretty minor and never seen anyone else come to harm unless you include 'auld slapper :laugh:

' when he was just a kid. This is a none story really, it amounts to him being fined £20. I actually think Rooney has always come across alright, he clearly loves the game it's not his fault how much he's been payed for playing over the years.

horden · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:01 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

They have a funny attitude to what counts as 'intoxicated' in some parts of America.

A friend of a friend went out there for a wedding do, and had a few beers as you do. Quite late on he was feeling peckish, and because they didn't have a kebab shop handy he decided to walk to the nearest 24/7 KFC drive through, which was about a mile up the road.

As no one walks anywhere in America apparently, a passing police car thought he was no good and stopped him. They asked him what he'd been drinking etc (standard British wedding do gauge by all accounts), and decided that he was some kind of alcoholic monster and arrested him.

They banged him up for the night, and he had to wear orange overalls, which are reserved for mental health patients. They just couldn't get their heads round the fact that British people routinely drink more than the average Yank, and would consider walking more than the length of their drive to get in their car.

Ha! That sounds like the so called land of the free. I'm assuming your friend wasn't black, otherwise he would of got it with both barrels, literally :laugh:

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Says it all really, he was arrested at America’s Dullest airport!!

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