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 Post subject: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:11 am 
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Did anyone who managed to to get in the toilets at half time and come out with stinging eyes do to the smoke numerous smokers. Plus the dickheads who pissed in the waste paper bins because they couldn't be bothered to wait in a queue. Total arseholes!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:15 am 
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Were they pissing out of the dicks on their​ heads? I need to know what level of rage should be aimed at these total arseholes.


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:44 am 
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I heard monkeybutt threatened to sue Blackpool due to lack of soap.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:50 am 
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Times change. When I was a young lad going to games at Roker Park the stands were packed so tightly that blokes would roll up a newspaper and use it as a funnel to direct their piss onto the ground. No-one took a blind bit of notice, they were men in them days...

Thinking about it, it's probably why I decided to support Pools - the bogs were disgusting but you could always get to them!


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:08 am 
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I've heard that the toilets at The Emirates Stadium have individual cubicles, pre-warmed seats, automatic flush and wipe mechanisms, and air scented with a delicate hint of Arsene Wenger's favourite fart. You can buy a perfume infused with the same aroma. Maybe this what we need in the lower divisions?


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:18 am 
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I watched the half time piss from my mates hat camera


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:18 am 
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Every club should replicate York's facilities and just have a piss wall.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:59 am 
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Seen the guy pissing in the bin, visible from outside the toilets too, not sure what goes through peoples minds sometimes..


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:35 pm 
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If you need to piss then you need to piss. At an away game then I'd say as long as you're in the right room that'll do.

It does appear that it's put some people off their half time prawn sandwiches though.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:53 pm 
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Have people forgot what the mill house bogs used to be like?


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:12 pm 
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You mean the almost permanently blocked drains and the filled-to-overflowing gutters with tab ends floating in them?

Yep, forgotten all about them.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
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I have bad memories of them gutter like urinals ever since spewing up into the 1 in the Walkabout in Boro and then watching as the full thing began to overflow and flood the place.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
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Had someone been shitting in the sinks and blocked them?


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:24 pm 
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PJPoolie wrote:
Had someone been shitting in the sinks and blocked them?



no was just the amount of sick i chucked into it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:27 pm 
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
Times change. When I was a young lad going to games at Roker Park the stands were packed so tightly that blokes would roll up a newspaper and use it as a funnel to direct their piss onto the ground. No-one took a blind bit of notice, they were men in them days...

Thinking about it, it's probably why I decided to support Pools - the bogs were disgusting but you could always get to them!


Posh ttwats in Sunderland, having newspapers to piss down.

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
Times change. When I was a young lad going to games at Roker Park the stands were packed so tightly that blokes would roll up a newspaper and use it as a funnel to direct their piss onto the ground.
What did they roll up for a sh1t
No-one took a blind bit of notice, they were men in them days... are you telling us they had sex changes? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:14 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
Times change. When I was a young lad going to games at Roker Park the stands were packed so tightly that blokes would roll up a newspaper and use it as a funnel to direct their piss onto the ground.
What did they roll up for a sh1t
No-one took a blind bit of notice, they were men in them days... are you telling us they [have] had sex changes? :shock:



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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
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So if I understand this thread, pissing into the bin is what real men do and if you find it offensive you're from the prawn sandwich brigade?! Delightful, I'm off for a prawn sandwich then as I find it bloody disgusting and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up afterwards.

Hatman didn't set up his high powered streaming to beam this around the world


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:20 am 
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Dalton'sHaircut wrote:
So if I understand this thread, pissing into the bin is what real men do and if you find it offensive you're from the prawn sandwich brigade?! Delightful, I'm off for a prawn sandwich then as I find it bloody disgusting and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up afterwards.

Hatman didn't set up his high powered streaming to beam this around the world


This ^ It was the usual piss heads doing it who only ever get to see half a game, why do they even bother going. stpid

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:34 am 
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Dalton'sHaircut wrote:
So if I understand this thread, pissing into the bin is what real men do and if you find it offensive you're from the prawn sandwich brigade?! Delightful, I'm off for a prawn sandwich then as I find it bloody disgusting and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up afterwards.

Hatman didn't set up his high powered streaming to beam this around the world


This ^ It was the usual piss heads doing it who only ever get to see half a game, why do they even bother going. stpid


They only go for the day out and a piss up, if we get a point it`s a bonus :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:36 am 
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monkeybutt wrote:
Hartleblue wrote:
Dalton'sHaircut wrote:
So if I understand this thread, pissing into the bin is what real men do and if you find it offensive you're from the prawn sandwich brigade?! Delightful, I'm off for a prawn sandwich then as I find it bloody disgusting and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up afterwards.

Hatman didn't set up his high powered streaming to beam this around the world


This ^ It was the usual piss heads doing it who only ever get to see half a game, why do they even bother going. stpid


They only go for the day out and a piss up, if we get a point it`s a bonus :roll:


Well they certainly don't get any enjoyment out of the football so might as well


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
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What a depressing subject FFS. Welcome to the 21st century.


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:08 pm 
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alibarthez wrote:
What a depressing subject FFS. Welcome to the 21st century.


I think most of the initial responses to RAY52's original post were lighthearted (dare I say pisstaking) till the heavy boots of moral outrage arrived on the thread and stomped all over it.

Man pees in waste paper bin in male toilets at football ground. It's the end of civilisation as we know it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:47 pm 
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One mans moral outrage is another's basic human decency I guess


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:41 pm 
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I'm taking a ride on the Outrage bus! No-one has mentioned the type of bin used. I suspect if it was a wire one then there would have been a mess on the floor, whereas a metal or plastic bin would have been a decent receptical! :wink: We need FACTS!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:07 pm 
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As Pools don't have a pot to piss in what happens if fans get caught short this weekend?


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 Post subject: Re: Bloomfield Road toilets
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:08 pm 
Somebody stole the toilets from Blackpool police station and he hasn`t been caught, officers say they have nothing to go on!


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