Did anyone who managed to to get in the toilets at half time and come out with stinging eyes do to the smoke numerous smokers. Plus the dickheads who pissed in the waste paper bins because they couldn't be bothered to wait in a queue. Total arseholes!!!

Were they pissing out of the dicks on their​ heads? I need to know what level of rage should be aimed at these total arseholes.

I heard monkeybutt threatened to sue Blackpool due to lack of soap.

Times change. When I was a young lad going to games at Roker Park the stands were packed so tightly that blokes would roll up a newspaper and use it as a funnel to direct their piss onto the ground. No-one took a blind bit of notice, they were men in them days...

Thinking about it, it's probably why I decided to support Pools - the bogs were disgusting but you could always get to them!

I've heard that the toilets at The Emirates Stadium have individual cubicles, pre-warmed seats, automatic flush and wipe mechanisms, and air scented with a delicate hint of Arsene Wenger's favourite fart. You can buy a perfume infused with the same aroma. Maybe this what we need in the lower divisions?

I watched the half time piss from my mates hat camera


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Every club should replicate York's facilities and just have a piss wall.

Seen the guy pissing in the bin, visible from outside the toilets too, not sure what goes through peoples minds sometimes..

If you need to piss then you need to piss. At an away game then I'd say as long as you're in the right room that'll do.

It does appear that it's put some people off their half time prawn sandwiches though.

Have people forgot what the mill house bogs used to be like?


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You mean the almost permanently blocked drains and the filled-to-overflowing gutters with tab ends floating in them?

Yep, forgotten all about them.

This thread will run and run...

I have bad memories of them gutter like urinals ever since spewing up into the 1 in the Walkabout in Boro and then watching as the full thing began to overflow and flood the place.

Had someone been shitting in the sinks and blocked them?

no was just the amount of sick i chucked into it.

Posh ttwats in Sunderland, having newspapers to piss down.

There's no need to be faecesious.

So if I understand this thread, pissing into the bin is what real men do and if you find it offensive you're from the prawn sandwich brigade?! Delightful, I'm off for a prawn sandwich then as I find it bloody disgusting and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up afterwards.

Hatman didn't set up his high powered streaming to beam this around the world

This ^ It was the usual piss heads doing it who only ever get to see half a game, why do they even bother going.

They only go for the day out and a piss up, if we get a point it`s a bonus

Well they certainly don't get any enjoyment out of the football so might as well

What a depressing subject FFS. Welcome to the 21st century.

I think most of the initial responses to RAY52's original post were lighthearted (dare I say pisstaking) till the heavy boots of moral outrage arrived on the thread and stomped all over it.

Man pees in waste paper bin in male toilets at football ground. It's the end of civilisation as we know it.

One mans moral outrage is another's basic human decency I guess

I'm taking a ride on the Outrage bus! No-one has mentioned the type of bin used. I suspect if it was a wire one then there would have been a mess on the floor, whereas a metal or plastic bin would have been a decent receptical! We need FACTS!!!!!!

As Pools don't have a pot to piss in what happens if fans get caught short this weekend?

Somebody stole the toilets from Blackpool police station and he hasn`t been caught, officers say they have nothing to go on!