Does the name.....

Aberdeen Pools · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:33 pm

......Andrew Park ring any bells with anyone? Of Darlington fame?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Yeah young Darlo fan, used to like a charity walk in the pitch black and getting knocked over. Bit of a bell-end from memory but not a Keyboard Warrior or even a Detective. Why?

Aberdeen Pools · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:42 pm

Just been looking at the Grimsby forum about Saturday and he's posting on there saying he's going on Saturday and "looking forward to seeing Grimsby smash the Hangers". The name rang a bell as a bit of bell-end but couldn't remember if it was the same one. Seems he is still more concerned about us than 1883.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

what a cock-socket that boy is...

loan_star · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:22 pm

He was going out with a lass from Grimsby and had a child by her. Spends a lot of time down that way. Not sure why he wants to miss a Darlo match to watch that lot though!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:30 pm

He has reproduced?

I think we truly are living in the last days.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:31 pm

The charity walk was an absolute classic

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:40 pm

Was that the one he did at marathon pace for 2 days without sleep?

Or the one where he fell off the kerb and twisted his ankle at the very start?

I thought he was a spoof account set up by a Poolie at first.

ptbap · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:44 pm

Halcyon days them, halcyon days. Fell off the kerb!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:54 pm

ElvisC wrote:

what a cock-socket that boy is...

spat my coke on the screen, sheers Phil :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

For those that don't know, Mr PTBAP is the original webmaster of ITN. I salute you Sir!

ptbap · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:58 am

He is? This will make me feel old, I also created Hartlepool United's first ever website with all round top man Paul Mullen, waaaaay back.

I think the day I got the phone call slaughtering me for commenting that I saw a then manager getting out of a car and onto the team coach at a service station on the A1, which apparently collaborated a wild rumour that he had been in police cells the previous night, thus him instructing a solicitor to throw some weight around at several of the posters and me, was a pivotal day in internet land. Zippy always will be a 'lovely lovely person' to me!

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

See you at Crawley, we can compare Solicitors Letters from "Carpenters Solicitors...Solicitors To The Stars!"

What a cheb-end that Scouse pisshead was.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:07 am

Are you able to publish them yet?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Loved itn

Loved andy park. A bit like Kent. Didn't realise how funny he was.

Didn't he take a few photos outside pools in the dark?

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yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:37 pm

He turned up at the Vic on a Sunday and did a few football factory style poses outside reception :laugh:

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:42 pm

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9 ... ball_Club/

Quote:

In 2009, when the club was last in administration, Mr Park and best friend Keirran Lamb attempted to walk 120 miles from Darlington to Lincoln in just over two days.

But after about 90 miles, Mr Lamb began complaining of chest pains before collapsing of exhaustion.

The following year, Mr Park set off to walk to Macclesfield ahead of another Quakers game to raise money for a wheelchair for a family member.

After five hours, his torch ran out of batteries. As he was crossing the road to change them, he tripped on a kerb, smashed his head open and had to been taken to hospital.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:45 pm

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... rb#p165528

:laugh:

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:45 pm

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:48 pm

The gift that keeps on giving

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... erb#p61907

Laughing my fucking head off at this :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:51 pm

brilliant!!!! :laugh:

Scarey thing is this person now has a child(ren)!!!!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:52 pm

Haha.. HE COULD'VE DIED!

Bramstein · **Joined:** Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:49 pm **Posts:** 1526

The bit in the Echo article about one of his accomplices having two false knees and his bike being 50 years old, given the hapless context of the whole story, cracks me up no end.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:12 pm

yloop wrote:

The gift that keeps on giving

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... erb#p61907

Laughing my fucking head off at this :laugh:

'as I could pass out and die from the head wound, as its near my temple where I injured myself.'

:laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:14 pm

But the paramedics at the scene said'....now get yourself home'!!!!

:laugh:

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:16 pm

People gave this fuck up money. Actual money!

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

ptbap wrote:

He is? This will make me feel old, I also created Hartlepool United's first ever website with all round top man Paul Mullen, waaaaay back.

I think the day I got the phone call slaughtering me for commenting that I saw a then manager getting out of a car and onto the team coach at a service station on the A1, which apparently collaborated a wild rumour that he had been in police cells the previous night, thus him instructing a solicitor to throw some weight around at several of the posters and me, was a pivotal day in internet land. Zippy always will be a 'lovely lovely person' to me!

What did I do?

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:39 pm

Prob the people involved can't say but the manager in question tried to take them to court for slander when it was all true.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:40 pm

Allegidely

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:52 pm

Compo wrote:

Allegidely

Your on the rong bord!!!! confised

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=17793

I've just read this one, I think parts of have been deleted from the time as he ended up arguing with some old bloke who wanted to join in his 'bike ride' I think the bloke was also hospitalised doing it

He's like something off a comedy sketch show.

It was a great era for message board nut cases just looking at some of those threads reminds me of Ted Forster, the bloke who Darlo Pete got on board to save Darlo but apparently running a small chippy in Rhodes didn't generate enough funds. The bloke is an off the scale liar/nut case. He once popped up on my Facebook page years ago when he was posting on League Two forum or something so I clicked on his profile and some of the stories

He claimed he was sub keeper for Darlo when they played the famous West Ham team in the FA Cup back in the 60's but merely lying about playing for Darlo wasn't enough for this bloke, he claimed that not only he did he speak to Bobby Moore the World Cup winning captain (due to the level of respect Moore gave the opposition in those days) actually knew who he was!!! He had heard of Ted Forster. Off his tits. Anyway I digress here he is back in 2011 faking his death;

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=11986

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:23 pm

not fun or interesting its sick all of you how would you like it if you came on here and read your dad was dead

Sorry but :laugh:

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:30 pm

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=2044

Trying to sign Ndumbu Nsungu for Darlington over Facebook
:laugh:

returnofaido · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:49 pm

Some of that was worth reading if only to remind myself of what a complete and utter waste of spunk DJ No.1/Kickinthejacobs/Hoppsy really was. I miss him.

Dany Krap · **Joined:** Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:33 am **Posts:** 79

Stop picking on Andy....it's like starting a battle of wits with an unarmed man !!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:54 pm

Another classic from Andy TorchBatteryKerb Park....

Me and Ted had our differences but I never wanted him to pass away.

:laugh:

I miss Darlow!!!! sadx

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:50 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I thought he was a spoof account set up by a Poolie at first.

I did once get a complaint from a Mr A. Park denouncing the Bunker’s Andy Park as an imposter.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:57 pm

My favourite thread was definately the Bike Ride "WAR" with Merlin!!!!!! :laugh:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:03 pm

On another note, I'm walking from home to the papershop and back tomorrow morning. I'm hoping to raise £5,000 to pay the paper bill. If I return unscathed would anyone like to contribute? I've set up a charity interwebby page called "any mugs around?"

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:55 pm

The Bishop wrote:

On another note, I'm walking from home to the papershop and back tomorrow morning. I'm hoping to raise £5,000 to pay the paper bill. If I return unscathed would anyone like to contribute? I've set up a charity interwebby page called "any mugs around?"

Wind forecast, it may not be there tomorrow!

loan_star · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2017 12:41 am

The Bishop wrote:

My favourite thread was definately the Bike Ride "WAR" with Merlin!!!!!! :laugh:

Merlin was another fruitcake. A bloke so up his own arse he's literally inside out.

ptbap · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:17 am

Football supporters, not followers, supporters buy tickets, stand freezing, cheer or jeer, travel hours on end in the hope of a positive result, I don't care which team you chose to support, pretty much all the same, whatever level.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:56 am

Chip Fireball wrote:

Its threads like the faked death one that remind us all that deep down, Pools fans and Darlo fans are not that different when you scratch the surface.

Blokes that follow their own shitty home town team rather than glory hunting, most of whom are mentally ill to some degree, obviously some madder than others.

I had to stop reading after 5 pages of that thread as thought my sides would split. Some of the sarcasm is absolutely top drawer.

Have you got a link for that thread????

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=11986

Dont blame me if you break your ribs laughing.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3581

Yubep wrote:

Loved itn

Loved andy park. A bit like Kent. Didn't realise how funny he was.

Didn't he take a few photos outside pools in the dark?

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No, it was in daylight ..Darlo legend outside the Vic was the story .

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:16 pm

The Colonel wrote:

http://darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=11986

Dont blame me if you break your ribs laughing.

Fuck me!!!! :laugh:

But the links about the bike ride and facebook don't work!!!!

Does the name.....

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