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number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

So what are your hopes then? surely this is just a blip. Have you got any decent young lads coming through? any news on the ground purchase? IOR seem to be still looking after you which is good, good having a bright young manager too. Ken has always seen you right, am sure fortunes will change very quickly.

Oh are your pies still really good?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:15 pm

The pies are like the team, no meat in the middle banghead

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:20 pm

number_one wrote:

So what are your hopes then? surely this is just a blip. Have you got any decent young lads coming through? any news on the ground purchase? IOR seem to be still looking after you which is good, good having a bright young manager too. Ken has always seen you right, am sure fortunes will change very quickly.

Oh are your pies still really good?

Two things.

You're still stupid and your new team plays in a pub league. And you're a dog noncing Bellend.

Oh hang on, that's three things...

So just three things then.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

That's an odd reply to an honest post, almost makes me glad you are worst league team in the country when I was initially sympathetic to all the genuine Hartlepool fans that don't go to games.

Then again the fact a skinny low tax paying twat like you can't even fucking count it's pointless even trying to discuss such matters.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:31 pm

number_one wrote:

That's an odd reply to an honest post, almost makes me glad you are worst league team in the country when I was initially sympathetic to all the genuine Hartlepool fans that don't go to games.

Then again the fact a skinny low tax paying twat like you can't even fucking count it's pointless even trying to discuss such matters.

You don't even clean your cock when you take it out of your horse you pikey fuck.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

You can hardly blame the Darlo fans for having a pop. First it was the 'we're so rich' days of them having the upper hand then we had out moment in the sun. The situation has turned round a long way from the 'mind the gap' days. It's their turn to gloat.

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:34 pm

dear god, Ripper, from an educated bloke, that response is beyond embarrassing. Are your children reading?

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Mr Ripper wrote:

number_one wrote:

That's an odd reply to an honest post, almost makes me glad you are worst league team in the country when I was initially sympathetic to all the genuine Hartlepool fans that don't go to games.

Then again the fact a skinny low tax paying twat like you can't even fucking count it's pointless even trying to discuss such matters.

You don't even clean your cock when you take it out of your horse you pikey fuck.

I hop the horse makes him clean it before he puts it in......

bbolt

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

You're right I dont, but the horse doesn't usually complain.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

KeithNobbsBigToe wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

number_one wrote:

That's an odd reply to an honest post, almost makes me glad you are worst league team in the country when I was initially sympathetic to all the genuine Hartlepool fans that don't go to games.

Then again the fact a skinny low tax paying twat like you can't even fucking count it's pointless even trying to discuss such matters.

You don't even clean your cock when you take it out of your horse you pikey fuck.

I hop the horse makes him clean it before he puts it in......

bbolt

What do hop's have to do with it?

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Nice of you to take an interest in a bigger northern team

but if you bothered to check, your team won today - 1 nil against 9 men

so if you keep playing like that, and we keep undergoing such trauma, we will meet again in about 5/6 years

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37435

Meet me down the pilot pier tomorrow morning number one and you can watch the boats leave...they're professionsls at fishing.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

KeithNobbsBigToe wrote:

Nice of you to take an interest in a bigger northern team

but if you bothered to check, your team won today - 1 nil against 9 men

so if you keep playing like that, and we keep undergoing such trauma, we will meet again in about 5/6 years

Bigger northern team, York? but anyway stop the bitterness and address your own teams issues.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

we are

when are you guys going to fix your team?

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

number_one wrote:

KeithNobbsBigToe wrote:

Nice of you to take an interest in a bigger northern team

but if you bothered to check, your team won today - 1 nil against 9 men

so if you keep playing like that, and we keep undergoing such trauma, we will meet again in about 5/6 years

Bigger northern team, York? but anyway stop the bitterness and address your own teams issues.

What bitterness?

just stated a few facts as you seem more interested in our situation and probably didn't know about your own teams results.

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:00 pm

number_one wrote:

You're right I dont, but the horse doesn't usually complain.

you had to edit THAT ?

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 787

Imagine that Number one ( a very apt name) Darlo fan having a pop about Pools fortunes, it's like a piss stained tramp laughing because your new car is getting wet in the rain.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

returnofaido wrote:

number_one wrote:

You're right I dont, but the horse doesn't usually complain.

you had to edit THAT ?

This is the best response, club goes to the bottom of the league and someone starts editing posts, I liked this approach so much I decided to take a pic and tweet it and now have over 200 retweets and even your Sir Jeff of Stelling has re-tweeted with comment. I thank you, you created a better divide than I could have imagined.

You need to support your club son.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

Rinkender wrote:

Imagine that Number one ( a very apt name) Darlo fan having a pop about Pools fortunes, it's like a piss stained tramp laughing because your new car is getting wet in the rain.

Why the capital 'N' and lower case 'o', at least be consistent, just like HUFC. And don't get yourself wound up talking about new cars eh.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:24 pm

Heh,is there a party going on? .. :laugh:

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

Sadly not, some inbreed editing posts, another who thinks he's cocky balboa with nothing behind him and then one or two deviants throwing some bits and pieces.

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:27 pm

If I was a Darlo fan I'd be taking the piss as well. To be fair we deserve it

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

parmo, good response, clearly a decent bloke, i was on your old message board giving it the big 'un before you did us 4-1, i was straight back on post match putting my hands up and saying how much better you were, sadly the new inbreed have no such class.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:44 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

There were nearly 4,000 there today watching League Two football. No idea what sort of attendances the latest Darlo incarnation get in someone else's ground, but I wouldn't imagine its anything remotely close to that . There's still no comparison between the 2 clubs

I'd suggest everyone just ignores this tool. Will save me the hassle of changing his password and seeing if he can guess what the new one is.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

Ahh good call, block someone that upsets the regulars, having spent a few minutes reading the board there's enough unrest amongst the regulars, sorry those that visit here as most seem to say they stay away.

Terry Butcher, he would be your man.

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 787

number_one wrote:

Rinkender wrote:

Imagine that Number one ( a very apt name) Darlo fan having a pop about Pools fortunes, it's like a piss stained tramp laughing because your new car is getting wet in the rain.

Why the capital 'N' and lower case 'o', at least be consistent, just like HUFC. And don't get yourself wound up talking about new cars eh.

Funny how you don't like getting your posts altered then the best come back is missing a capital letter. Thepiss stained tramp analogy is apt with you. Imagine that a post where you don't hint you are a higher rate tax payer, you classless 'lovely lovely person'

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

I agree with MJ. I took no pleasure whatsoever from the demise of Darlington FC. Their supporters are mirror images of ours. We have everything in common with them except that they actually are in the position of having some input into their club and retain their passion. Thats not something we can say.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:53 pm

fair do's to mr parmo and mr i for coming out with some sensible replies..at least some posters have something between their ears.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

Rinkender wrote:

number_one wrote:

Rinkender wrote:

Imagine that Number one ( a very apt name) Darlo fan having a pop about Pools fortunes, it's like a piss stained tramp laughing because your new car is getting wet in the rain.

Why the capital 'N' and lower case 'o', at least be consistent, just like HUFC. And don't get yourself wound up talking about new cars eh.

Funny how you don't like getting your posts altered then the best come back is missing a capital letter. Thepiss stained tramp analogy is apt with you. Imagine that a post where you don't hint you are a higher rate tax payer, you classless 'lovely lovely person'

lovely lovely person, typical fooking sexual deviant poolie trying it on.

As for the rest of your post if you go back and edit it so it makes sense I will address it accordingly.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

fair do's to mr parmo and mr i for coming out with some sensible replies..at least some posters have something between their ears.

Agreed, proper supporters, not like the danny dyer youth on here tonight.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Thought you normally called us poorlys.. Anyway your mob have more chance of playing my Sons team than you have playing pools.. Now crawl back under your rock.

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 787

Number one is high on success, days like today are as good as it gets for life's low achievers like him.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

offshorepoolie wrote:

Thought you normally called us poorlys.. Anyway your mob have more chance of playing my Sons team than you have playing pools.. Now crawl back under your rock.

What league are your sons team in? or was it just an ill thought shite response from you? actually don't reply, we know.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

Rinkender wrote:

Number one is high on success, days like today are as good as it gets for life's low achievers like him.

Buy you in the morning and sell you in the afternoon son.

loan_star · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:09 pm

MadJohn wrote:

Of course the Darlo fans are going to be having a ball. A fair few Pools fans loved it when Darlo hit the skids, something I'll never understand. You take the piss when you beat your rivals, smile when they lose, maybe even laugh your tits off when they get relegated. But collapse, ruin, extinction, that's not something to mock, especially when you support a club like ours, one that's come within a whisker of oblivion in the past and may well do so again. I always said give me one proper Darlo fan over a thousand plastic mags, mancs or scousers.

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I agree with MJ. I took no pleasure whatsoever from the demise of Darlington FC. Their supporters are mirror images of ours. We have everything in common with them except that they actually are in the position of having some input into their club and retain their passion. Thats not something we can say.

Agree with the pair of you. Darlo v Pools is like Celtic v Rangers, Liverpool v Everton, Man Utd v Man City. If one isn't there then it doesn't matter who your closest other opposition are, its never the same. You might dislike us but life isn't the same without us. York City, nice club and good fans but do you look forward to playing them as much as you did against us? And if you struggle to have the same feeling about playing York, then just wait till you play the Heed.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

They don't need to wait, they will get their date in July and can plan accordingly.

number_one · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:24 pm **Posts:** 91

[ x ] I have the mental age of a 12 year old and a really small cock.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

number_one wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

Thought you normally called us poorlys.. Anyway your mob have more chance of playing my Sons team than you have playing pools.. Now crawl back under your rock.

What league are your sons team in? or was it just an ill thought shite response from you? actually don't reply, we know.

Its scary we're being stalked by Loiqs..

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:35 pm

Pj poolie must be seething about this thread..

loan_star · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:35 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

I don't know who Darlo played today, or last week, or who they play next week or where they are in the table or even what their League is called.

There was a rivalry there once upon a time for sure but I cant see us ever playing each other again in a league game in my lifetime.

You just need to hope that statement doesn't come back to bite you on the arse. God knows, we lived to regret some of the stuff we came out with a few years back.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:38 pm

I'm surprised at what chip has said also , mr loan star..

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Whilst Darlo's demise was funny in the short term, it's not much of a rivalry if you never play each other. I'd sooner be playing them than not (in the Football League)

loan_star · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:51 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

The statement isn't made out of arrogance, as you know I'm not a Darlo hater, and like Mad John I get on with most Darlo fans I know and have a lot more time for them than plastic Prem fans.

My comment is based around :

My lifetime not actually being that long a period because I'm really old

No confidence in Darlo climbing much higher up the pyramid as a fans owned club

No confidence in Pools slipping much further down the pyramid

You need to bear in mind Pools are probably still closer to Newcastle in the pyramid than Darlo. We also have a council owned ground on a peppercorn rent, so even if we went fans owned would be competitive at this level or worst case scenario at Conference level.

Personally I would hope we can be sustainable at Conference North level, anything else is a bonus. All you need to worry about is any exit plan IOR have if thats their intention. What you don't want is the £12m being hung round your necks because if the FA are consistent, that could find you in the exact same situation we found ourselves in with the only advantage being the ground being available for you to use.

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:05 pm

ah, the old IOR "exit plan" bollocks that the mouthbreathers have been clinging to for years

loan_star · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:13 pm

Thing is Chip, you have to satisfy any creditors with a CVA. IOR could play hardball and say they aren't prepared to lose that £12m so you will need a CVA. No CVA for us meant life in the northern league. As for your crowds, rather than look at a game with a good away following, see how many you get in the JPT to see what your actual current hard core is.

loan_star · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:13 pm

returnofaido wrote:

ah, the old IOR "exit plan" bollocks that the mouthbreathers have been clinging to for years

So you are confident they are still looking to hang around?

klinger · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 pm **Posts:** 1589

loan_star wrote:

Thing is Chip, you have to satisfy any creditors with a CVA. IOR could play hardball and say they aren't prepared to lose that £12m so you will need a CVA. No CVA for us meant life in the northern league. As for your crowds, rather than look at a game with a good away following, see how many you get in the JPT to see what your actual current hard core is.

I don't think any club in the league would base their hard core on a JPT attendance.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:46 pm

A shit stick replaces the million pound wand as it tickles the 12 million pound black hole perhaps ?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

You can hardly blame the Darlo fans for having a pop. First it was the 'we're so rich' days of them having the upper hand then we had out moment in the sun. The situation has turned round a long way from the 'mind the gap' days. It's their turn to gloat.

not quite correct that is it.

They are not suddenly on the up. Its just that pools are heading down to be as bad as them.

And believe me, it IS bad down there.

loan_star · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:34 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

I seriously doubt a potential buyer would base their financial planning on the attendance for a Johnstones Paint game so not sure what your point is ? There are 46 League games and anyone taking over would do their maths based on that. We have been garbage for 3-4 years now and there's still 3000+ people turning up game after game after game.

My point was a JPT usually attracts half the normal crowd. If you got around 1000 then it probably shows that around 2000 would consider paying normal pay on the day prices, not the 3000 who have discount season tickets.
Do you honestly think you would have sold 3000 season tickets if you had paid the average going rate for your tickets, bearing in mind how bad you say things have been for the last few years?

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