Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

He was a striker for Scunthorpe (i always presumed he never played the game)

Many Roles with England including coaching role at 1990 world cup.

Coaching role with St Kitts, managed some Portuguese side and left Newcastle without telling Sir Bobby?

Certainly had an interesting and varied career.

ronaldo · **Joined:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:53 pm **Posts:** 861

also worked down the pit as a young lad, how many managers can say that?. Top bloke!

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

He rides a motorbike that has a bigger engine than several of our cars!

Baxter · **Joined:** Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:42 pm **Posts:** 17

He has a tattoo of Che Guevara.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:16 am

And he is in this film...watch the fight scene carefully and you can see his Pools training top...

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:42 am

...who woulda thunk it???

What a guy!!!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:55 am

He once beat Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:57 am

FACT!

...he also lamped Clint Eastwood shortly after filming Dirty Harold!

LEGEND!

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:00 am

He can also can Unscramble an egg.

There was once a street called "Mick Wadsworth', but they had to change it as no one crosses MW and lives.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:06 am

I heard he can slam a revolving door :shock:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:10 am

Or punch a cyclopse between the eye

halfmanhalfbanana · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:31 am

He swam to Holland for the pre-season tour because he has gills and webbed toes - FACT!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:59 am

He can self fellatio :wink:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He's my dad

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:03 am

The Hulk/Dr.David Banner made him Angry!!!! :evil:

Arabian Monkey Hanger · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:04 am

When he does a push up, he doesn't push his body up. He actually pushes the earth down

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

kevin costners character in the film waterworld was based on mick wadsworth and his life story.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mick Wadsworth can get breakfast at Mcdonalds after 10.30am.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:11 am

Yubep wrote:

He's my dad

He might admit to the rest of it, but no way he gonna fess up to that :razz:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:12 am

WOW!

...I'd personally live there if they changed to an all-day breakfast set-up. Lush!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:38 pm

The only time Mick Wadsworth was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:47 pm

In early 2000 he starred for the three months as a patient in TV soap 'Doctors' alongside the actor Christopher Timothy.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:10 pm

His Cat doesn't prefer Whiskas!!!! :evil:

Wolfing_Owl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:58 pm **Posts:** 6

He was games teacher in Barnsley to a certain David Eric Hirst.

**Prostrates self**

Unworthy!!!

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:42 pm

Superman wears Mick Wadsworth pyjamas

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:45 pm

He impregnated The Spice Girls, Girls Aloud and All Saints all in the same night (except lesbo spice and the ugly ginger one from Girls Aloud) and their offspring all play for Accrington Stanley under 9's.

returnofaido · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:58 pm

he owns a 600 acre spaghetti farm between elwick and dalton piercy

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:51 pm

In a former life he lived in Jerusalem as a teacher where one of his pupils was Jesus. Mick taught him how to walk on water and cure leprosy.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:18 pm

He was the Stunt Guy for The Fall Guy!!!! :coool:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:22 pm

Mick was actually the 13th Dalai Lama but gave up the role to become manager of Carlisle.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:25 pm

He plays 'Russian Roulette' with a Single Barrelled Shotgun!!!! :coool:

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:42 pm

Only one of his legs is hairy, the other one is made out of re-cycled cardboard.

poolietim · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:49 pm

All of his legs are hydraulic and he naturally points to magnetic north........all we know is he's called Mick Wadsworth

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:02 pm

He was involved in a Himalayan plane crash in his twenties, and had to eat his own foot to survive.

poolietim · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:17 pm

I heard he has forgotten more about football than Chris Turner ever knew

halfmanhalfbanana · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:37 pm

When the SAS get in trouble they call from MW.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:55 pm

He invented sex

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:11 pm

He taught Lassie & Don Brennan how to limp!!!! :coool:

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

He also put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:15 pm

He Wrote AND Directed 'Shine On Harvey Moon'!!!! :coool:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:31 pm

Mick is allergic to carrots, and refuses to sign ginger players in case they 'set him off.'

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:56 pm

Scientists in North Korea mated a Siberian Tiger with a Portuguese Man 'o' War and called the resulting 'Hard as Fecking Nails' offspring....

Mick Wadsworth!!!! :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:01 am

Mick Wadsworth was John Holmes' 'Cock Stunt Double' during the 1970's!!!! :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:01 am

phil wrote:

Everytime you masturbate, Mick Wadsworth punches Lee Clark in the face.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Gravity obeys the laws of Mick Wadsworth.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:16 am

When walking his Dog....other people pick his Dog's Shite up for him....even in Elwick!!!! :coool:

Arabian Monkey Hanger · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:12 am

When he jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water actually gets Mick wadsworthed

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

He has a caravan on Crimdon Park.

alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:23 am

He is Luke Sywalker's Real Father.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:50 am

His piss can burn through solid rock.

Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth

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