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 Post subject: Blunkett in Cow Attack
PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:19 pm 
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David Blunkett has been trampeled on by a cow while trying to protect his dog, a brilliant bit of advise from the national farmers union "The best thing to do is to let the dog off the lead so it can run away because obviously a dog can run faster than you. The next thing to do is to get quite quickly to the edge of the field, collect the dog and leave."

Alright for her to say she can see the big cow running towards you

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 Post subject: Re: Blunkett in Cow Attack
PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:26 pm 
Sheff Wed fan isn't he? Blind 'lovely lovely person'.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm

'Mr Blunkett said the incident gave him in new insight into Labour's problems. '
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:21 pm 
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He's had several incidents with cows has Blunkett. Doesn't seem to learn.

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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Sheff Wed fan isn't he? Blind c***.


refred refred refred

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:22 pm 
I concur Mr.Bob!!!! :evil: sadx


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Might I offer a compromise?

"Sheff Wed fan isn't he? c***."
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:52 am 
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How's the cow?

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 Post subject: Re: Blunkett in Cow Attack
PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:15 am 
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norgepoolie wrote:
How's the cow?


Blunkett wasnt an eye witness to the event so he cant comment

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Compo wrote:
norgepoolie wrote:
How's the cow?


Blunkett wasnt an eye witness to the event so he cant comment


:shock: refred :wink: :laugh:

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