Ear wax!!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:36 am

How many pints of friggin' wax can an ear hold? I've had a river of wax running down the side of me head for two days now.
Where the hell does it come from? Is there a wax fairy??? :evil:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:59 am

don't know the answer to that - but my tinnitis is back in me left lug and driving me mad

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Ive got that in me left lug as well Parmo

do we share heads

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:09 am

I don't know of any humans, animals or vegetables who would want to share any of my napper!!!!!! :laugh:

PS had a good drink with your kid in the Park on Thursday, can't remember what time I got in the house afterwards - Fetish Bob and the rest had gone while I was inspecting his beer cellar!!!!

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

parmopooly wrote:

I don't know of any humans, animals or vegetables who would want to share any of my napper!!!!!! :laugh:

PS had a good drink with your kid in the Park on Thursday, can't remember what time I got in the house afterwards - Fetish Bob and the rest had gone while I was inspecting his beer cellar!!!!

A bunkerfest in the Park without me?
banghead

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:14 am

nah in the end just me, your kid and Stevie Swinburne!!!

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Good ol Swinny :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:35 am

Richard Head wrote:

How many pints of friggin' wax can an ear hold? I've had a river of wax running down the side of me head for two days now.
Where the hell does it come from? Is there a wax fairy??? :evil:

Richard, it's not wax. Go and get it checked out, man. Probably some sort of infection.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:35 pm

It looks like wax, smells like wax, feels like wax, and I've even made a model out of it! :grin:

But yeah, if it's still there on Monday it'll be bonjour Monsieur le Quack.

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:41 pm

In the meantime, here's what to do.
Pop down to Boots, buy some cotton wool balls and a bottle ot tea-tree oil. Moisten a cotton wool ball with oil and then put it in your ear.

butchers block · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:29 pm

[quote="Richard Head"]It looks like wax, smells like wax, feels like wax, and I've even made a model out of it! :grin:

Who does it look like and are you stckin pins innit?

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:04 pm

Richard Head wrote:

It looks like wax, smells like wax, feels like wax, and I've even made a model out of it! :grin:

But yeah, if it's still there on Monday it'll be bonjour Monsieur le Quack.

The ear holds a fair bit of wax but I've never known it run out like that, even with the use of ear drops. As has been mentioned, best to get it checked out.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Grabec wrote:

In the meantime, here's what to do.
Pop down to Boots, buy some cotton wool balls and a bottle ot tea-tree oil. Moisten a cotton wool ball with oil and then put it in your ear.

Grabec, you're great - the one who looks after everyone when they're poorly or injured and gives them good advice.
Not that I'm trying to stereotype you and the whole of manhood of course...

Ear wax!!

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