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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:51 am 
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Drove down to Lymington last week with our lass and there are two things that really piss me off in this situation.
1. Set off at 5 am, lovely morning, she's asleep giving it big ZZZZZ's and out for the count, comes off the motorway at junction 15....(3 hours later at f***ing Northampton) for the A43 and asks where we are, when I told her she said..."Eeeh, it doesn't take long"....NO IT DOESN'T when you're in a f***ing coma :evil:

2. Is our lass the only person fascinated by cute sounding places and brown visitor attraction signs that make every journey between two points look like a drawing of a TV ariel? She has for the past few years passed a place near Silverstone called 'Hinton in the Hedges'.."it sounds canny that", she always says...so I took her there as I had time to kill .. it was the village of the damned..a single track road with passing places and as we pulled up on the village green I remembered the 'Wicker Man' ...and left. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Women passengers
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:21 am 
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What narks me is that when you get somewhere after a long drive, I need a bit of time to wind down, whereas our lass is full of beans and refreshed. Not refreshed enough to want to unload the car mind.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:11 am 
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En route to away games you'll normally pass one of those brown signs for "The Heights of Abraham".

Has anybody ever been?

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:36 pm 
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if I hear any more of the "best" of Van Morrison......... banghead banghead

Oh no, tell me it isn't true. Your lass likes VM. You poor bastard! :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Women passengers
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:46 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
En route to away games you'll normally pass one of those brown signs for "The Heights of Abraham".

Has anybody ever been?




yeah me, its high and no sign of Gods best friend... :roll:


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:54 pm 
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MadJohn wrote:
Snowy wrote:
2. Is our lass the only person fascinated by cute sounding places and brown visitor attraction signs that make every journey between two points look like a drawing of a TV ariel? She has for the past few years passed a place near Silverstone called 'Hinton in the Hedges'.."it sounds canny that", she always says...so I took her there as I had time to kill .. it was the village of the damned..a single track road with passing places and as we pulled up on the village green I remembered the 'Wicker Man' ...and left. :shock:


What did she make of World's End!? Next time wait a little longer and head off the beaten track near Newbury. You can show her the delights of driving along Cock Lane to Tutts Clump :grin:
She's fascinated by anywhere witha cute name...i.e... Bunny Wodd next the Lavender Meadow... that would grab her attention quicker than a lottery win. A suggestion to visit Cock Lane could result in stitches. sadx :laugh:

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Mr Ripper wrote:
En route to away games you'll normally pass one of those brown signs for "The Heights of Abraham".

Has anybody ever been?


yes you get a cable car to the top where there is a mining museum but on the way up it stops every 30 seconds for photos to be taken
i fooking hated it and walked back down complete with toddler and folded up buggy
mind i quite like matlock and matlock bath
matlocks riber castle has the only collection of LYNX and i dont mean the deoderant

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