I most surprised that you never utilised your pool lifeguarding skills to save the aforementioned spider.. Although I suppose its better to drown in beer than in a plug hole after you've been washed down it!

Would put me off ofr life

are you druk>

It's a modern art form, that needs to be practised.

By the way, I'm helping my sons eating their late night kebabs at the moment, washed down with a few bottles of Stella.

I'd have made the 'lovely lovely person' spiy back what he'd swallowed and necked it!!

fanny you muttley!

Did they get taxi ok?

No, the kebab was delivered to the door, about half one.

Didnt knwo anywhere dleivered that late. Never been as cold in my life.

I'd be more bothered about that curly thing, surfing at the edge of the beer. It looks like a Loch Ness Monster.......

Shouldn't your complaint have been aimed at Tesco rather than the brewery?

How do I turn them back on?

Neither did I.

I say two crawlwers together

I say two crawlwers together

Why????

technically, his contract for the beer was with Tesco's and not the brewery so if Mutters was bothered about a refund then you would approach the shop. However there is a good opportunity for some compo if mutters was to approach the brewery with a threat to go to environmental health for goods which were not of the "nature, substance or quality demanded"

Im sure the Hpool Fail would have liked to have put the story on the front page instead of the usual shoplifter who escapes jail for the 500th time for stealing a tin of spam.

I must say it does look very fresh, not how i thought a spider trapped in a bottle of lager for a month would look. There no chance at all it could have fell in?

Hobgoblin is one of my favourite beers.

Usually has plenty of body to it!

well his one had good legs

Yes.

Reply with pretty much what you've said here, that he's calling you a liar and trying to get out of the fact that it was in the bottle. Then tell him that due to his flippant response you're going to contact Trading Standards (for all the use they usually are like) and maybe the HSE and let them decide if you're a liar after they've ripped his factory and bottling plant to bits.

arnt wychwood owned by marstons now, they used to do some brilliant guest ales in the pub I used to go into called the stocks in abingdon, as the brewery is in witney just down the road, but now they are taken over by a large company they never provide them for the pub. Loved fiddlers elbow, dogs bollocks and was another one for Halloween but forgotten it. Still love green goblin and the hobgoblin though

Have you asked him how he can tell it looks dry from a fkin photograph?

Thats a house spider alright

how do you know?you live in a caravan don't you?

He sounds like he is an expert in spiders immersed in liquid. I wonder how he gets that experience? Probably from the numerous other similar cases sent in to him from disgruntled customers.

Iv'e seen them when ive been working in damp old houses mate ..

Wonderful! I'm actually doing a stint serving some Christmas lunches to the 'Travelling Fraternity' this year.

How many spuds then Sussex?

The spider in this picture is clearly an hallucination brought on by consuming narcotic substances. The only question is why Mutley hasn't see more of them.

well you can see it so what are you on?

Well, peppermint tea at the minute, but that might change later....
The thing is that I suspect Mutley. As always.

peppermint tea is brilliant for an upset stomach or ibs,i will be getting some in for christmas for when i over indulge

Is it? We must get some for Mutley, then.

The surroundings arent always fantastic in prostitution. You give it where you can....

I hope you come up short and Wesley beats the piss out of you.