.. cats, from your Mummy and Daddy'... said the card in the card shop. Now I have nothing against cats, or any other household pet, but when I saw that card and others of a similar ilk in their own section, I did wonder.
Now either some people with a personality so dismal, believe their feline mouser has a perception of Xmas and actually has a complete human personality, or cats have now started buying cards to send to all the kittens they've produced over the years (very unlikely)...so I'll go with the the sad conclusion there are some idiots with too much money. O.K. while a card may only cost three quid, why not send it to a charity where some kid in the Third World may derive some good from it.
Honestly, the cat doesn't give a fook anyway.

we bought a goat at work, instead of buying and sending out loads of cards for customers we emailed them all telling them they wouldnt be getting a card as we have bought a goat for save the children

And how many of the customers thought "Bloody hell, talk about preachy...". I can see why it might work for a company to project an image. But if a friend of mine did this to me (which essentially says "I was going to buy you a present, but I'd rather absolve my middle-class guilt"), well, I would be slightly peeved.

to be honest we didnt do it to be preachy we did it because an email takes 5 minutes to do and buying the cards writing them out posting them etc takes ages, so everyone wins.

Three fookin' quid??????


There's countries with a national debt smaller than that. For a piece of printed cardboard??

we've bought the cat an advent calender and he won't eat his dinner till we've opened a door on it

Aye but you forgot to mention that in order to get the stocking, your Skye has to rip it of a loid's leg..............which is a totally acceptable method of acquiring it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody well trained is that dog.

Mind you, cats are harder to strangle than dogs.... No, it's not the idea of buying a dog a treat, it's the breathtaking idiocy and sheer dumbness of treating a cat like a human and sending it a fookin card ...and from 'Mummy and Daddy'

..the cats got a door on it ....?

yes it's called a cat flap

why buy a goat for save the kids?
Are they going to eat it?

I agree with this. I like cards and presents and I like Christmas...not because it's a Christian festival but because it harks back to a time when people had proper regard for booze-ups and feasts pertaining to seasons and the natural world.( )

Some people I know have said they'll be giving to charity in future instead of sending cards. I felt like writing back and saying I give to charity and send cards.

Both our cats get festive collars and the more expensive cat food at xmas ..I love our cats : There known to be quite hard on the street as well, they don't get bothered ..

I wish they both posted on here instead of you.

Haven't you gone on holiday yet, you f mention it enough..

Do you read all of our posts you intently or have a Darlo Pete style log book? Sunday, if you want to know note that down in between drinking Special Brew and diddling your cats.

I do enjoy your 'dear Auntie' posts with Andy parks on Uncovered Pj..

There's a name for people like you.

Pussy lover ?..

.loid.

I'd be keen to know how they packaged said goat for Save the Kids.

Cardboard box with air-holes in?

Cats. That might go half way to explaining the awful stench when Sussex comes on here.

That's his nylon Y fronts festering on his flacid body, especially when he can't get hold of his usual industrial stregth deoderant to try and mask the rancid odour oozing from his orifices.

Yes they would, is the answer.

Gotta take yer hat off to the card makers though,coming up with another way to fleece the stupid & lets face it anyone stupid enough to buy a cat a christmas card deserves to be fleeced,& battered round the head with a red dwarf space freighter

No.

Coxuking, dog-noncing ((c)Mr Ripper), self immolating, fanny dribble. Please go and mince yourself.

Non-intended.