Coldplay tickets for a concert in America are available on Ebay for $1 each.

At last, the last knockings of bedwetter rock.

No more "Why does it always rain on me" no more " I didn't mean to cause you trouble"
no more "Somewhere only we know"

Coldplay are fukcin brill.

" I didn't mean to cause you trouble" ... beats Yellow Submarine and The Beatles anytime.

"Why does it always rain on me" ... It's not rain son, it's the Atweasle pissin on you.
(And I normally charge)

Please correct me if im wrong but didnt Travis sing them

Don't you effin start about Travis. They're the best band since The Sweet.

how dare you mention the sweet and travis in the same breath

it's not just Coldplay' it's the complete genre.
I didn't mean to cause you trouble might beat Yellow Submarine (though I doubt it) but it wouldn't be in same league as say A Day in the Life or Revolution or hundreds of other Beatles songs.

It's not that the tunes aren't so good it's the navel gazing whineyness of the lyrics that pisses me off.
and anyway Chris Martin and his pine needle, jogi berry eating harriden of a missus are complete tossers.
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I think they are the most overated band ever

You're really getting on my goat now.

A Day in the Life or Revolution or hundreds of other Beatles songs? What planet have you been living on, sonner? "Get Down" by Gilbert O'Sullivan was what "Get Back" by The Beatles should have been.

And sonner, nobody's gazed at more navels or navals than me.

Sssshhhh, it's a wind up. He'll never know.

Poor old Taggart.

Early Travis was a pretty decent Teenage Fanclub rip-off. Even 'The Man Who' was a good album. It just went downhill from there.

Downhill? Downfeckinhill? What planet are you on, sonner? Fukcin Planet Bee Gees?

I think I've put this on here before, but when the bairn was a few months old I was taking him round the shops (something he's always loved - all those people and products). We went into a shop playing that dreadful Coldplay effort that starts 'you try sometimes...' and he kicked right off - proper howling tears, which isn't like him. I wheeled him out of the shop and he was happy again. Took him back in and he kicked off again. Definitely Coldplay to blame. Bastads.

Since he's been born he's been fed a steady diet of ska and northern soul to get him frothed up, and Spiritualized and Mazzy Star to get him to sleep. He doesn't deserve to be subjected to Coldplay. Ever.