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 Post subject: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:07 pm 
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Just thwarted an attempt by three fat 11-12 year olds to use the rustiest pair of 1950s shears to cut a carbon fibre bike lock and steal my housemate's mountain bike. From outside my window.

The weirdest thing? Just as they waddled away down the street, a Community Support Officer was walking up the opposite end. Flagged her down, very professional, not much different from a usual police officer - she couldn't do anything about it (not that I'd want the kids to have anything but a bollocking by their parents like).

Still, strange coincidence - it's the first bob on the beat I've seen the entire time I've lived in Leeds and it couldn't have been at a better time.


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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:13 pm 
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They just drive about nowadays. no point walking around.


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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:27 pm 
TheGingerPoolie wrote:
Just thwarted an attempt by three fat 11-12 year olds to use the rustiest pair of 1950s shears to cut a carbon fibre bike lock and steal my housemate's mountain bike. From outside my window.

The weirdest thing? Just as they waddled away down the street, a Community Support Officer was walking up the opposite end. Flagged her down, very professional, not much different from a usual police officer - she couldn't do anything about it (not that I'd want the kids to have anything but a bollocking by their parents like).

Still, strange coincidence - it's the first bob on the beat I've seen the entire time I've lived in Leeds and it couldn't have been at a better time.



CSO's are as much use as HobbyBobbies

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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:31 pm 
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
They just drive about nowadays. no point walking around.

Search this girl on the net and see if you recognise her... 'Lena Leigh' dont click if you have kids in the room like.

Looks like a standard fare slag. Why, what's special about her, used to be a copper?


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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:34 pm 
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not a copper no, i was nobbing her when i was 16. refred refred refred

works in the corner house, or did.


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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:50 pm 
Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
not a copper no, i was nobbing her when i was 16. refred refred refred

works in the corner house, or did.



I'll inform the press shall I, MRC??

You do seem like quite the catch!


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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Thieving Little Bastads
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:09 pm 
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The comment was so non sequitur, I had no idea how to respond.


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