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Snowy
 Post subject: Irony
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:15 pm 
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As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"
.....One of the regulars stood next to me said..." A draw did yer say...yer having a laugh ... we're three goals down"
I replied.." Yeah, I know, it was a bit of irony".....
Puzzled, he looked at me and asked..."Whatany?"
.. I said " Irony"
...."Ironing?" he asked.
I then decided to give up and said.."Yer right, we arent gonna score three goals..."
He went all smug and said..." That's what I said in the first place!!!!"
So I was the one person leaving the ground with a smile on my face and shaking their head....
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MutleyRules
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Anyone we know???? :?
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Snowy
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Yes........ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Snowy
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Yes, possibly, but off Rivals.........and NO! ..I'm not saying who :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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We've got money, take money.....!! :-o :-o :-o
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PM?
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Snowy
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I may be a utter shit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?
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Cowboy
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I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?


What's better than money? I'm not sleeping with you if that's what you are driving at

A username will do :grin:
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Cowboy wrote:
Snowy wrote:
I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?


What's better than money? I'm not sleeping with you if that's what you are driving at

A username will do :grin:
... I'll sleep with anybody, but I draw the line at sex :shock:
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Cowboy
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Bodypaint then - kinky :uhoh:

Think we are entering Kev territory here
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Snowy
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Yeah, we're in dangerous waters here...kev does have the bragging rights, copyrights, registered trademarks and other things in the perving section. :wink:
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Cowboy
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Best drop it - don't want him chucking his toys out of the pram :evil:
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Snowy
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...or his double speed manual gearbox, industrial vibrator (with mains adaptor).... :wink: it could have yer eye out!!
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Cowboy
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I think you may be getting a little confused about where to insert said item Snowy

It goes a long way from your eye :wink:
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Snowy wrote:
I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?


i have the power to make you cartoonist of the decade

go on sell your soul :laugh:
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Mute Witness
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:28 am 
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Snowy wrote:
As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"


Were you in the Town End and did you say it quite loud? I remember someone saying that as a joke.
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Snowy
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poolpower wrote:
Snowy wrote:
I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?


i have the power to make you cartoonist of the decade

go on sell your soul :laugh:
Soul....? Me....? Nah :laugh: :laugh:
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Snowy
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DanielGaunt wrote:
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As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"


Were you in the Town End and did you say it quite loud? I remember someone saying that as a joke.
I was but it wasn't that LOOUUDDDD!! :shock:
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Mute Witness
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Snowy wrote:
DanielGaunt wrote:
Snowy wrote:
As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"


Were you in the Town End and did you say it quite loud? I remember someone saying that as a joke.
I was but it wasn't that LOOUUDDDD!! :shock:


You must have a big mouth. :grin:
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Snowy
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Our lass said that......... :roll: mind you, I had to develop one to get a word in edgeways and she still doesn't listen. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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